Jonbenét Rumsfeld Christmas Murder

gesundheit

a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man . ALT: a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .

i bluesky'd myself

im not stealing Jazz's thunder rn

plus i fell for it once and wanted to an hero myself if you get my drift

oh no im not falling for this one again

*editor at bloomberg

yeah im checking out here hoss

im ngl "gabagool" is a word that reeks of subtle ethnocentrism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

talib i just woke up can you keep it down until my coffee kicks in omg mommy loves you

same to you 🫂

and jay

i was a freshman in college when this came out and we watched TF out of it

puppygirl marley activated

these are the chains I fowged in life uwu 🥺👉👈

Gloooooooria
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool

awww thank you

San Pellegrino because I like to pretend I have no debt

ofc it's illegal

Its israel

remember that one Oprah episode where she, Dr Oz, and Dr Phil free based while chilling on Phil's ranch

You think that's where things went wrong?

youre a fucking mossad plant running a psyop on fatherless failsons with lolicon stashes

cosmic event NOW

i miss stone quackers

they must have released the updog gas in the room

i had a keychain of the army vet dude

whats ligma

Diarrhea of a Mad Black Woman

Madearrhea

Big k red cream soda circa 1980s

a can of this exact vintage would fix me

how wild