Jason Ulloa

Had to cut stuff I really wanted, but here we are, I guess:

10. SimCity 3k
9. You Don't Know Jack, Vol. 3
8. Layton & the Unwound Future
7. 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors
6. Dragon Quest 8
5. Valkyria Chronicles
4. Thousand Arms
3. Lunar: Eternal Blue
2. Lunar: Silver Star
1. Star Ocean: The 2nd Story

I was looking through this and noticed that the older generation consoles aren't here. Are they in another document?

Just got a new pair of glasses. Trying progressive lenses for the first time and they’re gonna take some getting used to. I feel hopeful, though.

God, I hate getting old.

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And here's my list:

10. Bloodborne
9. Nier: Automata
8. Yakuza 0
7. Dragon Quest Builders
6. God of War Ragnarök
5. Crisis Core Reunion
4. Persona 5 Royal
3. Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown
2. Dragon Quest XI S
1. Final Fantasy VII Remake

Here's my list:

10. Ys Origin
9. Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus
8. Tokiden: Kiwami
7. Muramasa Rebirth
6. Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
5. Odin Sphere Leifthrasir
4. Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
3. Gravity Rush
2. Persona 4 Golden
1. Zero Escape: The Nonary Games

This one was a tough one! Okay, I think I finally got it:

10. Fire Emblem: Awakening
9. Ever Oasis
8. Bravely Default
7. Metroid: Samus Returns
6. Kingdom Hearts 3D
5. Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice
4. Kid Icarus: Uprising
3. Zelda: Link Between Worlds
2. Pokémon X/Y
1. Virtue's Last Reward

PSP. That is all.

Just in case, I'm putting my list here as well, since I borked my previous list due to lacking basic reading skills:

10. Spelunky
9. La-Mulana
8. Audiosurf
7. Machinarium
6. Castle Crashers
5. Psychonauts
4. VVVVVV
3. Uplink
2. Braid
1. Cave Story

Okay, scratch my last list. Here's my list adjusted for games that actually released between 2000 and 2009:

10. Spelunky
9. La-Mulana
8. Audiosurf
7. Machinarium
6. Castle Crashers
5. Psychonauts
4. VVVVVV
3. Uplink
2. Braid
1. Cave Story

Damn, I misread and did Indies from all years. Uh... give me a minute while I check my list and make adjustments.

This list was SO HARD. I had to limit to games I actually played, but even then I had so many that I wanted to make the list. Well, here's my list:

10. FEZ
9. Braid
8. Papers, Please
7. Bastion
6. Stardew Valley
5. The Stanley Parable
4. Hollow Knight
3. Undertale
2. Cuphead
1. Shovel Knight

There’s something ironic about cars labeled “parking enforcement” being parked in a double-lined divide.

Didn't really play as much in the arcades in the 2010s & beyond, so it's mostly 2000s stuff.

10. DDR
9. Mario Kart Arcade GP DX
8. Initial D: Arcade Stage
7. Silent Scope EX
6. House of the Dead 4
5. Soul Calibur II
4. Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
3. Time Crisis 3
2. Capcom vs SNK 2
1. Marvel vs Capcom 2

Ah, my beloved Neo Geo AES and MVS. So many memories, so many quarters.

10. King of the Monsters 2
9. Samurai Shodown II
8. Baseball Stars 2
7. Riding Hero
6. NAM-1975
5. Magician Lord
4. Garou: Mark of the Wolves
3. Metal Slug 3
2. Fatal Fury 2
1. King of Fighters '98

Big? Really? It’s like “fun size” but now they’re just straight up lying to me.

I should at least try to post something at times, but oftentimes I don’t really have anything of actual substance to say.

This is one of those times.

But I’m posting anyway. Because I can.

Didn't play a lot of Flash games, so I'm going to skip that one. Here's my 2000s PC, though:

10: Black & White
9: The Sims
8: Bioshock
7: Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
6: Psychonauts
5: Baldur's Gate II
4: Age of Empires II
3: Civilization 3
2: Portal
1: Half-Life 2

I missed the PS3 vote, but I made this one! My list:

10. Tatsunoko vs. Capcom
9. Fortune Street
8. Trauma Center: Second Opinion
7. Super Smash Bros. Brawl
6. No More Heroes
5. Metroid Prime 3
4. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
3. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
2. Okami
1. Super Mario Galaxy

I didn't play much Xbox growing up, so this took me a moment, but here it is:

10: Mirror's Edge
9: Alan Wake
8: BioShock
7: Red Dead Redemption
6: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
5: Gears of War
4: Jet Set Radio
3: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
2: Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
1: Halo: Reach

Took me a while, but here it is:

10: Lost in Blue 2
9: Trauma Center
8: Apollo Justice
7: Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
6: Layton & the Unwound Future
5: The World Ends with You
4: 999
3: Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations
2: Dragon Quest V
1: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

Wow, over half of this list is the same as mine.

They’re not even being subtle about it now

Okay, here's my list:

10. Pikmin
9. Super Smash Bros. Melee
8. Luigi's Mansion
7. Super Mario Sunshine
6. Fire Emblem: Path of Radience
5. Tales of Symphonia
4. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
3. SoulCalibur II
2. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
1. Metroid Prime

Didn't really play Xbox very much, but I managed to put something together.

10. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
9. Dead or Alive 3
8. Psychonauts
7. Ninja Gaiden
6. Panzer Dragoon Orta
5. Jade Empire
4. Jet Set Radio Future
3. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
2. Fable
1. Halo 2

Here's my GBA picks:

10. Phantasy Star Collection
9. Mega Man Battle Network 3
8. Advance Wars
7. Castlevania: Circle of the Moon
6. Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
5. Metroid Fusion
4. Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
3. Mother 3
2. Golden Sun
1. Golden Sun: The Lost Age

So many others I wanted to choose, but I decided to limit myself to PS2 games I actually played, so this is what I ended up with.

This was ROUGH. I got a list though:

10. Beyond Good & Evil
9. Guitar Hero II
8. Soulcaliber II
7. Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia
6. Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies
5. Ico
4. Dark Cloud 2
3. Kingdom Hearts II
2. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
1. Final Fantasy X

This was so hard that I had to limit myself to games I actually played to be fair.

Mine goes like this:

10. Age of Empires II
9. Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness
8. Civilization II
7. SimTower
6. Myst
5. Riven: The Sequel to Myst
4. SimCity 3000
3. You Don't Know Jack!
2. SimCity 2000
1. Half-Life