🔞 500 petabytes of pure sex appeal

“We will pay you ten billion dollars to fuck these things for us”

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

This was a creative boss idea but it was annoying

it all comes back to digital fusion sex. there is no erotic thing I love more than 2 computers sharing a body and having abstract digital mind sex

it's still just lad running the machine & throwing stuff into it and while pidot doesn't really get anything out of that himself, he still feels everything lad feels so he's still getting digitally jerked off by it and there's this vulnerability & mental connection about it and they have a nice time

lad stops hiding the whole thing from him and pidot consciously lets him have his privacy but one day pidot timidly asks if he can... watch, I guess? hover around in that area of the system while lad is crushing stuff, and lad cautiously allows it and it's like, basically their "first time" together

and for the first time ever lad actually starts to feel comfortable with being open about this weird thing and starts to not feel so ashamed about it because this new part of his system is cancelling it out

and pidot is just so fucking nice about it. so fucking loving and reassuring. lad is so ashamed of these indulgences and was so afraid of pidot specifically finding out about it and pidot can feel all that and lad can feel how much pidot truly is not bothered by it in the least

inevitably some kind of conversation is gonna happen like "lad are you, um... pleasuring yourself... is "recycling" a euphemism" and lad has to admit no it's not a euphemism I just get off to this I can't help it don't look at me don't think about me I'm gross I'm gross I'm horrible I'm so sorry

pidot is naturally curious and even though he doesnt explicitly ask "hey what's goin on over there" his presence and his curiosity is still felt by lad and even if lad doesn't tell him, his embarrassment and, well, probably the arousal, is felt by pidot

thinking about the first time lad has to recycle scrap material after pidot comes into the picture. he is like so anxious because at that point pidot has total access to his whole body & mind & suddenly locking him out of that room & process & his thoughts at the time would be extremely conspicuous

ahaaa I really wish people would tag or label specific kinks per artwork

it wasn't at first but eventually became one of the intentions of the weird guy group. they each have varying degrees of "human fetish". ludo and amasar for meat reasons and church and m for mind reasons. more or less. church also has some meat reasons. and I think amasar has some mind reasons

a character that is very monstrous/eldritch/abstract/mechanical being a horny weirdo and exploring unconventional/incompatible/nonexistent genitals/pleasure systems with them is really compelling and hot lol

it's also fun if they have a thing for regular ass humans, or even just one specific human, in a fetish way, like a reverse monsterfucker

and it's really fun if they have no real way, or some unconventional way, of pleasing themself

gross pervert characters are great, but only when they're some monster thing or very nonhumanoid

wondering if anyone has drawn porn of FRIEND yet 🤔 from Δrune

"Bluesky is dying" "Bluesky is an echo chamber" "Bluesky is full of hateful leftists who scolded me"
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place

연교 남바투

#deltaruined
you'll remember to clean the screen off after, right?

(Made the mistake of searching 'intersex' without my expectations in hell's basement) #intersex #actuallyintersex

drawings of hapstablook (mettaton) and tenna from deltarune. hapstablook is shown hugging his tv (tenna's light world form) and thinking about the "inappropriate attachment to objects" meme. in the next drawing he's humping the corner of the tv (i'm playing with the jokey way people draw the entire bottom of a sheet-ghost as an erogenous zone. in the last drawing tenna is shown in his dark world form, standing dumbfounded and disheveled with a hardon. the corner of his head has ectoplasm on it.

my special tennaton. objectum ghost and his [boob tube]

A digital illustration of a middle aged businessman sitting at a computer desk. He is partially dressed in a suit, his pants dropped to his ankles. Appearing disappointed, he gestures towards the computer sat in front of him. The crt now covered in cum. A speech bubble to the left of him reads "aw man.." In response to this newfound problem, a thought bubble above the computer reads "wow that was hot he should do that again" An even larger thought bubble connected to the computer takes up the left half of the composition. Inside, there are more illustrations depicting the businessman straddling and fingering the computer tower. beneath the large thought bubble is unaffiliated text that reads "fuck your computer' repeated several times

hey it’s been a while

yeah. i'm normal why do you ask

SOMEONE's gotta manage his cables, wink wink #AlliedMasterCUMputer

you cant even enjoy somnophilia anymore. because of woke

Horny masochistic vending machine that withholds snacks because it likes being banged. Is this anything

something about a fucked up hateful celestial being with a creepy face just does something for me

is this a safe space. rher the moon god from funger 2 is kinda sexy

they're not exes they're something worse