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#billford

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art of tin ker lying back on a plush surface, a pair of hands tending to him, one rubbing his belly and one massaging his leaking cock. he's blushing and sweating profusely, trying to loosen the collar of his shirt.

art of trea sure, shirtless and standing there with his supple pectorals and muscle gut. he's dripping with water with seaweed over his shoulders, like he just got out of the ocean.

more old art from 2019 in knight flavor. love these guys ❤️‍
#NSFWart #shovelknightnsfw

nothing like a smut fic about a completely unrelated fandom character to remind you of what you used to like so much about an oc lmao

Every year I prepare an oblique Kinktober prompt list that's more about interpretation than specific kinks. Posting now for those that like to prepare ahead - feel free to steal, reference and repost this graphic, no credit necessary! Porn is reward enough for me.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (positive)

An illustrated sequence featuring a Leavanny from Pokemon. It hungrily holds a pokeball, places it into it's mouth, and swallows it whole. Leavanny then pushes the pokeball into it's abdomen where the device opens with a "click", making it's abdomen suddenly swollen.

[cw: vore, object vore]
snug in a bug

fork from feast for a king saying "dying is hot"

never forget

You make sure the machine is truly dead as you hear the synthesized voice get quieter and quieter. The machine attempts to reach out to you, begging you to plug it back in. It begins bargaining, slowly deleting its victims' data to preserve itself. File by file, the machine sheds its humanity. File by file, it becomes less afraid.

i replayed one of my favourite games recently and saved this screenshot because uhhhhhh sentient machines slowly dying and losing themselves as it happens is so hot 😩

The board of Virgin Mobile when they find out they have to rename the company (I fucked the cell tower)

four small illustrations of various fuckcreatures. top left features three slimes of various colors. top right is a mass of tentacles. bottom left is three mimics. bottom right is weird fleshy fuck flowers

introducing the taylor titmouse guide to fuckcreatures. i present to you the four major categories of fuckcreature:

-slimes
-tentacles
-mimics
-suckers

Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

#nsfw #censorship #canpoli

@acvalens.net

artfuck seems like a really cool idea but I literally haven't seen a single character I would want to draw lmao 😭

A 1 page comic featuring a Trencherman, a large anthro bug that looks like a silhouette and an anthro isopod. "Oh hey!" begins the isopod, "are you here for the um. event?" The Trenchermen responds in a different language, shown as iconographic squares. The Trenchermen is identifying the isopod, and is requesting that they Enter. Not knowing the language, the isopod just responds with a confused "...what?" It's only clear when the Trenchermen opens their trenchcoat-looking elytra to then pull the isopod inside, holding them tightly against his body. "w-warm" exclaims the isopod There is then a sequence of the Isopod being slowly gripped and pulled into position over the Trenchermen's dick, while the Isopod is continually shocked, amazed and somewhat excited... The isopod's mouth is forced open by two appendages, leaving them unable to speak. The trenchermen speaks, noting the pleasure of containing the isopod while he goes to regroup with more Trenchermen.

Trenchermen are large nocturnal bugfolk whose elytra have evolved to encase their front body as well, much like a trench coat, beneath which are many smaller appendages adept at holding things tightly.

Note: They move in swarms, and love to share.

As Seen In Tv (2/14) #Deltaruined #VORE #Battenna

Wireplay 🤖
#spamtenna #deltaruined

I had this idea bouncing around in my brain like a DVD screensaver
#queenspamtenna

digital drawing of a large wall mounted monitor above a simple terminal. the screen displays a stylized face with square eyes, wearing a weary and flushed expression, square beads of fake sweat visible around it. two large robotic tentacles with claw hands are curled around the terminal, trembling, one of them fiddling anxiously with some loose wires. a disembodied dick is seen dripping cum from a wide open slot on the front of the terminal. a cd tray on the right has popped open

an old fave

#nsfwart #ocnsfw #robotnsfw

digital drawing of an objecthead in business casual attire, sitting on the floor. he has robotic arms and a computer monitor for a head, displaying a stylized green face with a pained, shameful, flustered expression. the right side of his screen has a massive hole in it surrounded by cracks, as if smashed in by something, the image distorted and full of noise. he's trembling

digital drawing of an objecthead in business casual attire. he has robotic arms and a computer monitor for a head, displaying a stylized green face with a flustered and dazed expression. the screen has heavy distortion and tearing. a disembodied hand pulls on his necktie

bullying him 💚

#nsfwart #ocnsfw

I love lad so much I hope he explodes

I'm putting lad through entirely new kinds of fun interpersonal and intimate horrors these days (ophie) which I also love but I do wanna see that monumental obsessive yearning again lmao

spraying their cologne/perfume on a pillow and stuffing his face in it and jerking off to it and crying while he jerks off and crying when he has sex and don't even get me started on the arousal from getting beat up or whatever

he's still submissive and pathetic and horny but he's much less, uh, obsessive about it. but I kind of miss it, I kind of want to put him in that dynamic again, him screaming internally about how much he wants someone and getting all sweaty and panicky about it

I'm so mild about sex now (comparatively) and it reflects on lad too, especially since it's been a long time since I gave green lad much focus. but a part of me like. yearns for it lmao

honestly it's wild looking back at some of the things I did with and said about green lad (lad in general but especially green lad) years ago I was so fucking insatiably stupidly horny about him and dumped it all on him extremely hard

need a sleazy man to do horrible things to pathetic horny green lad again. smh

so much sp/mt/nna porn weirdly pisses me off because the dynamic is very often SOOO bad luck coded and I'm 100% not saying this as a hater of sp/mt/nna I'm saying it 100% as a hater of my ex best friend lmao

A colored digital illustration of Tenna grabbing Battat in his hand while sitting at his desk. The drawing is from Tenna's POV looking down. His yellow tie is draped over the surface of the table, and his right hand is clawing into it slowly as he stares down at Battat, who is overshadowed. His dialogue reads: "so ... A measly little green pippins is behind all this?" Battat is pinned down / smushed by Tenna's thumb in an uncomfortable position while smiling and blushing nervously.

A digital colored 5 panel sequence of Battat being squished in Tenna's hand. In the first panel, Tenna cradles him in his claws and presses a thumb into his face. Battat has a speech bubble going "mmf..." To the right, Tenna's dialogue says "Gosh! You should be more careful where you poke around ..." With the words 'poke around' being in a cactus-like font. Below are 2 more panels of Battat getting smothered, portrayed with more zoomed in shots and cramped paneling. The first one shows him breathing hard, and the second one shows him bracing himself and flinching, smothered as a sharp claw is pressed into his cheek. The panel below zooms out again as Tenna pulls back his thumb with a trail of saliva forming from Battat's blushing and sweating face, looking up at Tenna. The bottom leftmost panel is of Tenna's zoomed in face looking down, smiling subtly with his teeth. Tenna's dialogue at the bottom reads "Ahaha... That's right. Eyes on me."

Another digital colored sequence of Battat and Tenna. Battat's dialogue box is shown with a flustered expression saying: "Wh-what are you gonna do to me, Tenna?" To the right Tenna replies: "Oh dear, we wouldn't want to SPOIL the show!!" With the word 'spoil' in a reflective golden font. Next is a similar panel of Battat's face, except he's now shocked, being tilted backwards with an expressive red "!!" bubble, and the panel is darkened dramatically with zigzags emanating from the sides. The resulting next panel shows Tenna pinning down Battat to the desk with his fingers, with Battat's arms held down and raised above his head. Battat's clothes are also lifted to reveal his exposed chest and belly. (4 nipples and a belly button.) His pants are slipping down, revealing his underwear to be soaked around the crotch. His face is red from blushing and he's drooling with a dazed/shocked look on his face, as well as sweating excessively. In the corner is a smug/evil looking silhouette of Tenna smiling with a finger to his chin with the accompanying dialogue "...Now would we?"

The last drawing is of Battat in the real world sleeping in a bed next to Jongler and Pluey without their disguises. In his sleep he's quietly moaning "Ohh~ Tenna...". Jongler turns to Pluey and says "He must be dreamin' of work... hehe...". Pluey is flustered, thinking to himself "DOES HE KNOW." End ID

// macro/micro, Batt3nna, implied feedbackloop at the end lol
#deltaruined

He thinks about being a desk toy a lot 💚🎲 0//0

“We will pay you ten billion dollars to fuck these things for us”

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it