✨MIKA MIRABEAU ✨

hiiii hello hi woof woof

but how full :3

sometimes I wanna cuddle up in bed with someone in my arms and sing to them

oh boy I'm not beating the allegations of being a hopeless romantic sometimes

how full :3

homosexual sans-serif typeface designed for wayfinding in European airports call that Fruitygayer

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

I can call u and coach u thru it :3

move your chair back and chug soda till it bumps up against the desk again :3

This jacket rules?? Oml

because otherwise phannies would become more vengeful

sup

blubbery puppy :3

Twelve minumum

Omg I think I've been on her before!!

I'll throw my dog into here!

what's ur fav vessel on the BC Ferries fleet?

hey sometimes your personal preference for your own body is different from what you're typically attracted to! That's okay!

Consent goes both ways. If you're comfy with yourself being trim and a bit muscular then that's great! If you like others being fat and chat with people that wanna be, great!

the third image in the series of kill/monster, live/water

what if someone made a fursuit head with attachable googly eyes purely for display purposes

I wanna be able to shake my fursuit head and watch the eyes bounce around like the marble inside a paint can

y'know

I have multiple types of people I'm attracted to day in and day out

but today feels like an "I want a guy with a slim waist, fat ass and cartoonishly large stomach capacity to sit in my lap and let me feed him until he's dizzy" kinda day

The WAR difference (doesn't matter which, fWAR (Cal's 9.1 to Aaron's 10.1) or bWAR (Cal's 7.4 to Aaron's 9.7)) is so wide it's not even funny lol. I see the positional argument and the fact Judge missed time with injury but like

It's insane how unbelievably productive Judge was. Well Deserved MVP.

I need belly rubs immediately

I'm TRYIGN

uh huh, knew you'd slip up~

You still think that's the main reason that happens? The magic wand only gave you the ability to shrink when you feel preyish.

You shrinking around my gut is entirely your own fault, being so attracted to it~

Strange that it happens most often when I'm around...

:3c

The term food drunk absolutely ruins me

...I have also been food drunk frequently as of late

>:333