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@paincetta.bsky.social

Porcine Pervert πŸ½πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ He/Him, PNW πŸ”žπŸ”ž

411 Followers  |  175 Following  |  106 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.9089

Latest posts by paincetta.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh those slight belly moves of breath are deliciousss 🀀

28.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pig

23.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

14.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3340    πŸ” 1140    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 53

Anger is a healthy response to cruelty, actually.

13.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 619    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

If you have a gay little moustache as a straight man, you better at least be annoyingly polyamorous.
You cannot have a slutty lip carpet AND a boring hetero.

09.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The weirdest vengeful ex to have is the one you never actually dated.

03.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lil curl over the back of the hat has me by the heart ✨

29.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cherub chub representation we need

12.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always fun to find out someone thinks I’m crushing on them, when in reality I’m just deranged and flirtatious with anything gay

11.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting bc 2 of my coworkers and I all just got fired at the same time β€œwithout cause” 🫠

01.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a guillotine and basket with the text "you know what must be done" next to it. the image is textured to look photocopied.

a guillotine and basket with the text "you know what must be done" next to it. the image is textured to look photocopied.

you know

31.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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The world's sleaziest fat4fat videogame is back! in development!!

Concept art by @bugsmilkandeggs.bsky.social

www.patreon.com/posts/sweat-...

28.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sama'a's account has been deleted once again. Please give what you can.

www.gofundme.com/f/brgdd-help...

28.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Alicia Apartment Flood and Displacement, organized by Luca Seccafien Early this year, Alicia’s home flooded. She is liable for damages due to her re… Luca Seccafien needs your support for Alicia Apartment Flood and Displacement

A wonderful friend and fat leather community organizer needs help after her home and workspace flooded. Please donate and share if you can!

gofund.me/e56eac17

14.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

20.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15737    πŸ” 4651    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 252
Illustration by Eoin of a naked, muscular, hairy trans man reclining and lighting a cigarette. The drawing is made in solid black, with top surgery incisions and nipple grafts in a light pink. At the top right corner, there is an upside down pink triangle with the words β€œGOD FORBID”

Illustration by Eoin of a naked, muscular, hairy trans man reclining and lighting a cigarette. The drawing is made in solid black, with top surgery incisions and nipple grafts in a light pink. At the top right corner, there is an upside down pink triangle with the words β€œGOD FORBID”

God forbid I’m a fucking faggot !

17.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Bottoming in a β€œsupport local drag” cap is too good.

16.08.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Alicia Apartment Flood and Displacement, organized by Luca Seccafien Early this year, Alicia’s home flooded. She is liable for damages due to her re… Luca Seccafien needs your support for Alicia Apartment Flood and Displacement

A wonderful friend and fat leather community organizer needs help after her home and workspace flooded. Please donate and share if you can!

gofund.me/e56eac17

14.08.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever flash back to a hookup so viscerally you pause your work day to write smut about it?

13.08.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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stop kinkshaming me you corporate sons of bitches

12.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Have to postpone September’s trip indefinitely πŸ˜”

11.08.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t fuck with pussy either; and yet I’d climb him in seconds.

08.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A super fun & sexy thing about me is that when I’m really anxious I puke a lot.

06.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The moment someone talks about β€œtaking a shower together” being sexy I become convinced they’ve never been with someone with curly hair.

06.08.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forget that chatting up bottom leaning folks requires SO much emoji interpretation.

06.08.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Prop mustard dispensers in toontown. The first one is plain yellow mustard, the second is glittery β€œfancy Dijon”

Prop mustard dispensers in toontown. The first one is plain yellow mustard, the second is glittery β€œfancy Dijon”

too late, I’ve already depicted you as the pedestrian and unadorned yellow mustard and myself as the glittery and upscale fancy Dijon mustard

04.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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I think we were both shocked by how real we got with this. @tatehoskins.bsky.social #swirly

04.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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So horny for the little shop dentist’s mask.

03.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
volume 8, page 7 of The Original Bondage Fairies

volume 8, page 7 of The Original Bondage Fairies

30.07.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t realize the window replacement my landlord is doing in my home office today was going to be a 7 man job coming in and out of my studio.
Really wish I’d taken some of the porn off the walls right about now.

30.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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