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it's fucked up how this is an enormous relief

All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.

The problem with voting is that every candidate on my ballot from President down to dog catcher is either a bloodless McKinsey consultant on a stretch goal assignment or a fascist. Or in most cases, all of the above.

*sadly pouring the blood of a headless bat on the ground*

YouTube video by Shout! Studios The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years (6/6) Ozzy Talks Drugs and Alcohol

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the newest Charmin bears ad has hit a new low with its clear implication that the mother bear is somehow using the brand's Ultra Smooth Tear toilet paper to pleasure herself sexually and i am not making this up it's real

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Friend of labor watching labor being rounded up by secret police and siding with the police. John you gonna pick strawberries or nah. shut up Discount Lurch

A screenshot from a TV news report, with an image of Zohran Mamdani, the caption “Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Promises”, and the text reading “if two people order fully-loaded nachos to share, one person can’t eat all the ones with the meat and cheese and stuff”

can you just say there’s a rule?

Damn, dude.

Klan War by Fergus M. Bordewich: 9780593310823 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books A stunning history of the first national anti-terrorist campaign waged on American soil—when Ulysses S. Grant wielded the power of the federal government to dismantle the KKK The Ku Klux Klan, which....

I recently read Klan War. If you haven't read it, you should check it out: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/647165...

We still make stuff in this country after all.

Christian MLM side-mission.

Can Brad Lander primary Hakeem Jeffries? I’m asking for a friend.

Of all the terrible parts of this bill I think this is the one that reshapes every part of American life. I think all of us are gonna face some hard choices when this funding kicks in.

we have not made one step of progress against islamophobia since 9/12

it's gonna be a real bold move cotton trying to get the accusation this guy hates anyone to stick

If you think having misgivings about what Israel is doing and whether Israel should exist as an ethnostate is antisemitism, you’ll need to explain why it is you think a substantial number of Jews are antisemitic.

one thing I appreciated about the election was the rule that says the top 3 donors that fund a mailer have to be listed on the mailer so every single anti-zohran mailer we got had in side-effect small block print PAID FOR BY MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, BILL ACKMAN, AND DOORDASH INC

Brad Lander please primary Chuck Schumer.

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

if this goes the way we hope it goes everyone's gotta get emotionally ready for the real ratfucking that will start immediately

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Feels like we’re all living through the first 20 minutes of Threads, constantly, so that’s probably good.

Harvard hired a researcher to uncover its ties to slavery. He says the results cost him his job: ‘We found too many slaves’ When the extent of the university’s involvement with slavery was unearthed, a scholar tracking descendants of enslaved workers was suddenly fired

Harvard hired a researcher to uncover its ties to slavery. He says the results cost him his job: ‘We found too many slaves’

“He killed your grandma during Covid, but at least he made millions off a book deal praising himself for Covid leadership.” - the Cuomo campaign, not a catchy slogan but surprisingly honest

Danny Tanner also counts.

Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.