yung blasarius [eric]

It's snowing here in Kansas City. Happy december first to all

Making my girlfriend some scrangled eggs. I mean scrambled

First time in my life I've been invited to 2 separate friendsgivings... I love living in a city

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

This is a soccer post

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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

Hard to argue with that. Not saying that's true or how I feel, but it's pretty air tight.

An old time-y illustration of a Pistachios.

Today is Sextidi the 26th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios. #JacobinDay

More information on pistachios

Beast

Visiting my childhood home for the first time since 2016 and hanging out with my mom's huge dog Tito

The vibes are off the charts in Culvers

did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence

Lol

Just had vanilla ice cream for breakfast #ThisIs30

Two point five

Come on man

RIP to my grandma Nonee. She made it to 90 last week and was extremely awesome

it's been shameful living in a country that does not have a Quality Ballroom

Why is it 80 degrees at 8:30 at night on October 17th in the midwest. Why why why why why

Sorry. I just don't rock with these goofy old facebook clowns

No kings? More like no bitches

Milwaukee - LA, Seattle - Toronto is so sick of a MLB championship matchup

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

I am on board the Yesavage train. I am going all in on the hype

every single ice agent deserves to spend the rest of their life in prison

Lol

American homeowners are demons from hell