Andy M

Thank you, @lastweektonight.com for reminding us that @60minutes.bsky.social is dead to us. Thanks, Bari Weiss for killing it. Fuck you and your fluff UATX story.

Maybe I'm late to the party but didn't 60 Minutes do a celebratory story on UATX last fall? What an amazing fucking coincidence.

The post was written to go public. Look at all the pandering details that he wouldntve bothered with if it was a private message.

Wait, is he the cokehead or the dumb one?

So how are all those trade deals going? Does anyone care anymore?

I just googled "Groyper" cuz it's this week's It Girl. What the hell? It's this little troll Nick F and his fan-boy crushes? That's all? Great, now I hafta wipe clean my phone's operating system cuz I let this dickstain into my algorithm. Fuck.

Maybe I got dropped from the group chat, but who exactly are the violent radical left voices? Laughing at the Kirk death, calling for civil war in our streets?

Enough with the Saint Charlie Kirk circus, he was pro-gun-death (every year, a few are ok, fafo)

"I took myself out of context."

Dickie O'Tater?

Listening to discussions about crime in our cities, I think most of the country is at the "Well we didn't need all those civil liberties anyway" phase.

Holy shit, we're doomed.

How do you say "I'm a wretched, soulless monster" without saying it

Green dress girl for the win!

"novel powers claimed and exercised ..." Fuck you, whitewashing fucks.

I love news websites that pop up their cookie policy with an "Agree" button only. No "No Thanks" button. Either allow us to infect your device with a human-centipede-like subroutine or keep walking.

Who gets to sit there?

Best response I've heard to "align with the President's 'interpretation of history' " is to just ask him to please articulate his interpretation of, say, the Civil War or slavery or the Holacaust. He's the dumb kid who didn't do the reading. He'd be lost.

GAVIN C. NEWSOM, MY FAVORITE NEW SUPERHERO

BRAVO, GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM!

I'm sorry, who turned the Rose Garden into a shitty mall food court?

Seriously, who gets to sit there?

What the living fuck is up with all that gold leaf shit on the walls of the Oval Office? It screams Saddam Hussein's Rumpus Room or Second-Rate Wild West Whorehouse.
Make America Gaudy Again.

I never thought there'd be a mug I hate seeing more than DJT's, but man, I can't stomach Epstein and Maxwell's disgustng, smug faces every single night.

But still, he must have retribution. "I gotta punch at somebody!"

If you're yuck-curious about the whole original Epstein case (not just the files), check out "Filthy Rich" on Netflix. Four-part documentary about the guy's past and the cases brought against him.
Worth a watch.

Colbert's cancellation is a dark warning CBS's decision marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large.

Why Colbert's cancellation marks a dangerous new stage for the culture at large

Only if it's called "Brokeback-9 Mountain"