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Becoming a U.S. citizen takes years and involves immigrants acquiring a green card, extensive interviews, background checks, classes and a citizenship test. The naturalization ceremony is the final step to the process, where the oath of allegiance and a citizenship certificate are granted. Immigrants approved to be naturalized went to Faneuil Hall Thursday - known as the country's cradle of liberty - for that long-awaited moment to pledge allegiance to the United States. But instead, as they lined up, some were told by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services officials that they couldn't proceed due to their countries of origin.

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ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!

It’s so funny to see people ANALYZE why Trump fawned over Zohran Mamdani and it’s literally because he’s an old man who watches news TV all day and the man from the TV came to see him which was very exciting

I'm sorry WHAT

The guy who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi piece is the son of Nora Ephron and Carl Bernstein which is almost too on the nose

Ah yes, "journalism"

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

pour one out for nancy reagan losing her title as white house throat goat

TRANSLATION: Donald Trump won't let us, and we're all pissing-in-our-pants terrified of him because he says mean things about us if we don't do every childish, petty, vindictive, crazy thing he says.

I'm sure that's already happened

This fills me with rage

"Women don't like Star Trek because if they liked the things I like and still won't date me that means..."

The four horsemen of I’m out of real snacks…

- cereal but not the good cereal
- olives from the jar
- shredded cheese
- expired chocolate chips

Like, is it JUST because he is a brown person. I truly don't understand

Men: strong, hard, western civilization,back to nature rugged etc

Also men: laundry too hard 🥺

Yep, the women in his family continued to perform the daily tasks of life for him, laundry and meals and house cleaning, so he could live "simply" 🙄

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are

They exist only in the hellscape of his imagination

You just know that stupid ballroom is going to be covered in gold leaf and gaudy chandeliers

Leopards, faces, etc

Notice how it’s always, “the Bible must inform our laws!” until it comes to the +2,000 verses in the Bible that discuss the generous use of wealth and possessions in a way that prioritizes the needs of the poor, this sick, the stranger, the vulnerable, and the oppressed.

Oh shit

Incredible

adding alt text and a biiiig FUCK YOU TO ANDREW CUOMO YOU RACIST SHITBAG

(Nick Garber is a political reporter for Crains New York, here's the src for the actual tweet: x.com/nick_garber/...)

Cursed image

Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

But I rhought these were the worst of the worst narco terrorists? Unless...unless it's all BS 🤔

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

I just..........WHAT