Do you like Tom Cruise's face but not his acting?
07.06.2025 09:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rickystevekarl.bsky.social
Celebrating Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington and all their wonderful moments together!
Do you like Tom Cruise's face but not his acting?
07.06.2025 09:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright then, we'll watch Wendy's little programme when that goes out, see what she has to talk about.
Sick of her.
Oh a stickus phallus? Well done wanklicus, you are my new right hand man as they say
10.05.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New pope announced?
He's hardly new
It's not weird it's incompetent
12.04.2025 11:32 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In what way is telling me that Brian Blessed shit himself once, in any way educational?
09.04.2025 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Merry Christmas Mum.
Smashin Pumpkins
SORRY! SORRY! I thought it was shite, I didn't know it was on the Internet.
02.04.2025 16:39 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0SORRY! SORRY! I thought it was shite, I didn't know it was on the Internet.
02.04.2025 16:39 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Go to Sheila's then and slag me off but you're not coming back here...
FUCK OFF
Pilkington while you are 'ere, just pop under...
I don't know why he's French. I don't know why he's French.
Just pop under the water and nibble at my testicles and you'd have done it
"Alright Kirsty, oh, you're two feet shorter and hairy"
"She wasn't a looker anyway"
Christ, Caligula.
21.03.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He picked him up and put him in a wheelie bin
21.03.2025 19:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not cryptic it's shiiiiit
15.03.2025 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have I told you about the immune system?
06.02.2025 12:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"They've added to the fuckerage"
03.02.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.
18.01.2025 21:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick, get em out Suzanne!
Get some more friends they've done one more!
"Fuck the porridge I want a donut"
04.12.2024 16:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Where's your brother?"
"E' died"
"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse"
01.12.2024 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's good, I can go ten pin bowling again. O.
24.11.2024 22:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What I'm saying is... I could eat a knob at night.
23.11.2024 23:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is craptic a word?
23.11.2024 13:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As me or as a worm?
22.11.2024 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man moth?
19.11.2024 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"At some point, something has had it away with a leaf"
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