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Pierced ones they are.

03.09.2025 11:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not the crabs I’d expect to pick up there

28.07.2025 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enigmas never age. Goonies never say die.

18.07.2025 00:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t

18.07.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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18.07.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like Dom-Radio, amirite?

15.07.2025 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Devil Wears Amazon Basics

11.07.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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08.07.2025 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure all those commitments secured from admin officials will be honored just as faithfully as RFKjr’s promises to Cassidy.

02.07.2025 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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18.06.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Democracy dies in what they see as darkness.

14.06.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m buying whatever you’re selling.

12.06.2025 20:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Were the Spiceworld Mine

22.05.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poured Saturday night

05.05.2025 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world would’ve been better off if we let her take over more.

17.04.2025 11:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Because men are…

16.04.2025 12:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Majority of Scientists Are Now Considering Fleeing America According to a Nature poll of more than 1,200 scientists, a startling 75 percent said they're now considering leaving the United States.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is bad...

03.04.2025 20:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when you were a proper newspaper? Good times. Good times.

03.04.2025 12:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

April *is* the cruelest month.

01.04.2025 14:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10% off your taxes if you stamp “douchebag” on your forehead.

21.03.2025 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, well, that’s terrifying.

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Little known fact: Richard Grenell's family name was changed at Ellis Island. It was originally Grendel because he comes from a long line of monstrous trolls.

14.03.2025 21:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tsunami!

11.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess my husband is researching how to put a stop to this.

04.03.2025 01:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sloppy and careless people

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Please call me CandiFirst. CandidateFirstName makes me feel like I’m in trouble.

03.03.2025 23:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s hosting Ireland’s edition of The Traitors.

03.03.2025 01:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Personal markets and free liberties for all!

28.02.2025 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's almost as bold as Maine's Susan Collins. What an intensely beige statement.

27.02.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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