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You mean you forgot cranberries too?

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Our overlaps are (maybe not surprisingly) many.

03.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this shouldn’t be my first thought when I read about a far right troll saying an MPD officer should be killed, but people are hanged not hung… well, unless we’re not talking about executions. Has anyone considered that Jake Lang is just a size queen?

03.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a giant pizza covered in sauce and cheese ALT: a giant pizza covered in sauce and cheese
03.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There were a lot of fun things to this weekend but I don’t think anything could top the 8 year old boy racing down W street on a scooter screaming β€œParty at the beach down in Copacabana.”

02.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2GETHER: The Original Movie (FULL MOVIE DVD QUALITY)
YouTube video by Lori Fredericks 2GETHER: The Original Movie (FULL MOVIE DVD QUALITY)

I think I’d rather watch 2ge+her. youtu.be/AVQU7UYvZDg?...

01.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ACK!!

ACK!!

25.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maryland drivers love this.

21.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

21.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give your balls a tug.

11.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says they kicked me out in a real housewives advertisement Alt: a woman says they kicked me out in a real housewives advertisement
11.02.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Money can’t buy you class.

11.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also literally after saying there wasn’t a white person on the stage. Does she think Italians are not white?

11.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In a world of Jill Zarins, be a Candiace Dillard Bassett.

11.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the point of having "fuck you" money if you're more of a "thank you, sir, can I please have another?" kind of guy?

04.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13)
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β€” pen ink freezes β€” by headlamp.

Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn Β· Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil β€” pen ink freezes β€” by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

04.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 22068    πŸ” 6937    πŸ’¬ 541    πŸ“Œ 414

*all* boys?

03.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember seeing this in a theater and realizing for the first time that a movie could be really, really bad.

01.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the one that goes to Antarctica?

31.01.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What if we’ve been fighting there this whole time and neither of us knew?

30.01.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThis will get me cancelled, but…” is a weak inoculation but those are very in right now.

29.01.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t trust a thing Susan Collins believes. The GOP plays her like a busted old out-of-tune fiddle.

29.01.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We used to wait until someone died to name things for them.

He may be the first president whose death inspires more un-naming than naming.

28.01.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You might as well wear a sign that says, β€˜β€œI promise to disappoint you.”

28.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCynical” is doing heavy lifting

26.01.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

poidh

26.01.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Most people are very overrated.

24.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little?

23.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0