Francis Abrahamson

I FUCKING HATE AI

Compliance at my company sent back the manual I prepared covered in revisions - looks bad, right? When I actually READ the revisions, they're just minor word changes?? MFer did you just run my word file through AI and say "improve this"??

A pair of space marines in Heresy-era black and red Dark Angels armor

WIP Alpha Legion 🐍

Steady progress on my Fallen Angels Nemesis Claws.

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Miniatures of Dark Angels in Mk II armor and Alpha Legion in Saturnine Terminator Armor

WIP Alpha Legion 🐍

Making steady progress on my Saturnine Obliterators and Nemesis Claw.

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Precisely. You could get a way better picture with a basic google search than whatever this crap is. It makes me question the quality of this TO if they're this lazy.

Exactly, it's not like 40k is lacking in art of all things.

They actively chose to promote their event with garbage. 🤢🤮

Remember Concord? My main thought with that game was. All the characters looked like background NPCs to a normal game. They looked unenergetic, timid and sauceless.

These new OW characters look like background NPCs to Overwatch

I see what you mean about being sauceless

The first pic reminds me of how teen movies will make a super generic video game or comic book super hero.

Just a mess of characters that only guys in suits would think are "quirky".

AI art slop

Istg I fucking hate AI art.

I was pretty hyped to join another Doubles event in the local FB group, but then I saw the poster. It looks so bad it turned me off from the event and the TO for defending AI slop use. 😭

//Cropped out the event details to avoid doxxing where this is

A picture of Mire Kelpies, Pestigors and Pox Wretches miniatures, assembled and painted.

Darkwater 🧟

Speed painted through Pox Wretches and Mire Kelpies during my lunch break.

I'm glad Darkwater gave me a taste of Maggotkin, because it help me realize I HATE PAINTING NURGLE 🤢🤮

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They're really fun to put together! I probably wouldn't have given up multiple times if I had an airbrush though 😅

Much appreciated! I'm glad to have finished it as well!

Thanks! It's something I add for an extra Alpha Legion-y feel.

A predator battle tank painted in blue, green, and silver. Its frontal armor has a serpent scale freehand

Alpha Legion 🐍

Chaos Predator

Nearly gave up on this model after my 3rd re-paint because god never intended for Contrast Paint to be handbrushed over flat surfaces 🫩

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A Saturnine dreadnought painted in the colors of the Alpha Legion

WIP Alpha Legion 🐍

Starting on my first "Obliterator".

My army is more of a Renegades force that doesn't use daemon engines and has minimal warp corruption, so the Saturnine Dreadnoughts make a perfect proxy.

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So very fair. I have a friend who does traditional investments who tried to get into MtG Financing and it took all my willpower not to cringe into myself

Ooh, my bad, I jumped to conclusions with the distributor and figured he was involved, given his reputation for being an awful person.

Glad to see the park's owners/ Topsy's executioners died young, poor, and miserable tho. Fucking deserved.

Spider-man looking over the edge and saying "do you see this shit Bluey" to the dog Bluey

I wish I could bring Thomas Edison back to life just so I could send him back to hell

A collection of Chaos models painted in blue and red schemes

Slaves to Darkness 👹 1 Month Update

Finished 33 models this month, which is roughly 1200 pts.

Still got 270-ish pts in the backlog. Just have to save up for a Belakor, Eternus, and Horse Lord for a full 2k!

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A chaos sorceress in blue armor and red robes. She has a horned tiara and a blindfold on her eyes. She's carrying a staff with a daemon head in her left hand, while her right hand is bare and outstretched towards the camera.

Slaves to Darkness 👹

Chaos Sorcerer Lord - based on the Warhammer+ Chaos Sorcereress model.

Meet Anastacia, the blind Keeper of the Flane and Lautrec's twin sister.

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8 beastmen models with nurgle-aligned armor and weapons

Darkwater 🐐

Starting my Darkwater painting journey with the 8 pestigors that came in the box.

Beastmen are the faction I'm least interested in painting, so I'm getting these out of the way first.

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A blue-armored Chaos Lord with a bright orange sword and a red cloak surrounded by similarly armored Chaos Warriors

Slaves to Darkness 👹

Finished my Chaos Lord.
Meet Lautrec, a champion of Chaos Undecided who is blessed with prodigious size and the gift of premonition.

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The Chaos Android army is complete!
Close up pics in the comments. There are a lot of them.
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A picture of blue-armored chaos warriors and a chaod lord in various stages of done-ness

WIP Slaves to Darkness 👹

Finished my Chaos Warriors and started on my Chaos Lord, based on the Dark Warden miniature given to me by @vintagebanish.bsky.social

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Eight semi-complete Chaos Warriors in blue armor

WIP Slaves to Darkness 👹

Batch painting an entire unit of Chaos Warriors. Got most of them except the Champion and the Standard Bearer across the finish line.

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A lance of 5 mounted chaos knights

A lance of 5 mounted chaos knights

Slaves to Darkness 👹

All ten Chaos Knights are now, as the kids say, absolutely based! 🐴

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A chaos champion on a chariot driven by a thrall and pulled by a pair of corrupted horses

Slaves to Darkness 👹

Chaos Chariot with Champion.

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Ten mounted chaos knights in blue armor

WIP Slaves to Darkness 👹

Finished painting all my remaining Chaos Knights! Only got bases left.

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A medal that reads tACbo Finisher

Made a bet that I could finish a 10k without training, despite being extremely out of shape.

No training, no injuries, no lessons learned. 😎

Keep up your hubris. 🏛️

That looks awesome! What kit are you using for the legs? It's tempting to convert my own quad cannon into a walker!

I visited the ol' blue app to see how folks are reacting with the recent Custodes reveals.

I can't say I'm disappointed because I saw exactly what I expected to see, but I do feel poorer for wasting a good few minutes of my life I'll never have again.