Bob Shields (he/him)

They made the Greendale Human Being.

“I make toast in the microwave because I don’t have a toaster”

That’s what you sound like.

Just saying they make little cans of spray paint that are easy to carry on you at all times.

Slow move: listening to music to relax on planes.

Pro move: listening to Godspeed you Black Emperor to feel like you’re in an ever escalating and tense plane scene in a conspiracy thriller.

Zod Snakes, pleased to meet you.

Also for the tape: trans rights are human rights.

I know the headline everyone's running with is "erotica" but "we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues" and "we are putting personality back in ChatGPT so it will act like a friend" are diametrically opposed statements

that's the cause of most of the mental health issues

Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming Is this #glassholes 2.0?

Ladies, it’s probably a good idea to start carrying spray paint…
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“due to the harms and divisiveness it causes”

Gee whiz I wonder what the source of that divisiveness is?

You were saying?
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Community I get, but the manufactured competition of the events makes sport impossible for me to get engrossed in.

I do get moved by stories/art/music etc, so made up is not a problem. It seems to be enforced rules that play a big part in removing me.

I think that’s because they never make me/us feel like that. I don’t have the part of the brain that would make me appreciate sport/religion/other arbitrarily decided rules.

As I’ve gotten older I’ve occasionally wondered if I’m missing out.

large “this is homo” mural wait the O is supposed to be an E? it does not look like an E

extremely conservative christian cafe opens with a “this is home” mural

the “e” is also their logo, it is on everything

That name’s got bad juju man. There’s a reason they don’t reuse the names of ships that sink (or presumably explode regularly).

One of my favourite hills to die on is that the doctor and the monster would have the same last name.

Don't worry there's a backup plan to store a copy in space. SpaceX, the most reliable rocket company in history will get it there.

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

When Kate Winslet presented herself to Leo for the sketching scene in Titanic one of the people in the audience let out a quiet, "'Ello darlin'" and the entirety of the rest of us got the giggles.

YouTube video by Ahjussi Pabo Crazy Game Nerd (AhjussiPabo GameNerd) A Million Ways to Die in the West 2014 TAKE YOUR HAT OFF BOY, THAT's A DOLLAR BILL !! Funny scene

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I was, but it takes mature introspection to get jokes when they’re at your expense. They’ve mostly been about your weird offense when anyone makes jokes about what you seem to imagine are your own toy rockets and spacemen. And also how overwhelming your incel energy is.

The persistence is your posting would suggest otherwise. It’s even lamer than the spacesuits you can’t take a joke about.

Wow that was the saddest attempt to get the last word yet.

Absolutely nobody ever seems to ask you to get involved with anything, but there you go anyway, all over anyone’s posts making fun of SpaceX.

I just jumped in to take some flack for a friend. I’m sure when you get one you’ll understand why.

Your yaps outnumber mine by more than 2 to 1, but this oversight is consistent with the mental rigor of someone who’s whole profile consists entirely of lunging at anyone saying negative things about SpaceX.

If disproportionate humorless ranting is a common side effect of your amusement I suggest you seek therapy or make more concerted efforts to find a romantic partner.

You’re easily frustrated ain’t ya sweetheart?

That must be why they make the astronauts look so awkward and stiff like they’re trying not to exacerbate a hernia.

You’re right this is so bad for me. I didn’t realize I’d have to witness someone gargling Elon Musk’s balls quite this hard when making fun of the dorky space suits he signed off on.

Wow! This guy sucks ass at understanding helmets!

A crash helmet is tight to be impact resistant. Space travel is so fast that no helmet would help you in a crash, so space helmets are just to protect against a vacuum. To look around would be useful too but I guess toylike looks trump practicality

They look like those disposable painting overalls. And the helmets look too small to turn your head in, I bet they’re claustrophobic as fuck.

It's persistence is so confusing to me. I feel like I could have been sucked into it as young/not-fully-formed man, but when flirting with its concepts I rapidly abandoned them once they proved so clearly ineffective.