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I can't determine whether this is the year that Benicio Del Toro finally convinced Hollywood that he's very funny or if Hollywood finally convinced Benicio Del Toro that he's very funny, but either way, we're feasting

Screw it.

I just bought a cheap fountain pen. Now I’m gonna buy nice stationary and start writing my friends via snail mail. They live 3.5 hrs away from me and we’ve mostly been out of touch since Covid lockdown.

Oooh. I’m excited now!!

I’m bringing handwriting back.

I have NEVER seen it but I love Technicolor!

Back in DC for the first time in over a year and am devastated that E Street Cinema closed!! My favorite bunker with zero cell service; exactly what one wants in a movie palace.

Went to NYC over the weekend and I’m coming home with a bag of Swedish candy from Bon Bon and a used DVD of “The Red Shoes”. Perfect souvenirs from a perfect little trip.

Work really hard and one day this can be you (followed by graffiti of a headstone that says “RIP worked really hard” on it

happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you

Thank you. And I'm sending you light and love for your sister. <3

Today is my last day at a job that made me so sick from stress I needed a colonoscopy. Nothing is worth being this stressed.

It is!! But you did good!

I gasped when I saw your name! Brava!!

They should make a Spooky Season version of Love is Blind

Millennial rant: I should not have to pay to rent or buy a movie that’s already on a platform I pay a monthly subscription for.

Decided to start watching football for the first time in my life this year. And now I know what a “bye week” is. But like, why do they call it that?? Just say it’s an off week??

Shoutout to the guy eating Zapp’s chips and the lady eating a Snickers bar at the mùm show tonight.

We really just let people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public now? What is left of the social fabric?

I get to see mùm at the Old Town School of Folk Music tonight and I am giddy!

If I was a politician, my main platform would be bathroom access.

Also, let this be a reminder that sometimes you see a poster for a Tropical AND German themed pig roast hanging in the bathroom of a dining establishment, you should just go. The mustard options were unparalleled.

They played that steel drum version of “Pimp” at Duck Inn last night, and it sent me right back to watching “Anatomy of A Fall”.

I am taking myself to see a matinee of the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie tomorrow to celebrate getting through this big project and to get me ready for a fall full of daytime movies.

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

i think i'm on team vegetarian lasagna. spinach just outcompetes beef or pork in that arena

We should never have taken the computer out of The Computer Room. Smartphones ruined us.

Apropos of nothing, I can’t believe blink-182 played “Wishing Well” and “Turpentine” at Riot Fest on Friday. Two of my favorite Tom Delonge songs I was convinced I’d never hear live!

You don't owe anyone access to your free time and personal space.

It's okay to let that call go to voicemail. It's ok to not answer your doorbell.

Protect your peace. No one else will do it for you.

Ummmm we should get coffee and I can give you my Tokyo tips

We just bought a bag of coffee at Costco and I’m afraid sticker shock in this economy finally had me clutching my pearls. This shit is untenable.

If you are cancelling streaming services it's worth noting that we are currently living in a golden age of thrift store DVDs. Lot's of people have liquidated their collections because of streaming or because of the switch to bluray...

To maintain decent work-life balance, do nothing productive (or something restorative) at least 1 waking hour per day, 1 day per week, and 1 week every 3 months

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack