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@ethan4you.bsky.social

11 yrs ago i was laid... but i don't quit..... my dick is as big as ever and i know Jesus will send me a blowjob soon.. haven't played assasins creed

126 Followers  |  155 Following  |  3,150 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.1907

Latest posts by ethan4you.bsky.social on Bluesky

idk he's an entrepreneur. knows how to run a business.

01.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't push your luck, buddy

01.11.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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medicare finally paying off

01.11.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy halloweedler

01.11.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is soooooo good. i got the base model this time and it fits so much better in my hand. and i can't talk enough about the smooth edges

30.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good morning, my futanari princess ๐Ÿซถ

27.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i like how the sides are curved so i won't scrape my fingers on the sharp edges anymore

30.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got da new i phone :D

30.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me when my girlfriend tries to talk to me literally ever

27.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is how it feels to listen to danzig

20.11.2024 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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good morning, my futanari princess ๐Ÿซถ

27.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all my yeasts, dead

27.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pretty sure my yeast is dead

27.10.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

SNAP strands for "SNAP my own neck in front of chuck schumer forever altering the course of his life"

27.10.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me when my girlfriend tries to talk to me literally ever

27.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at least they're not taking my disability yet

27.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can't wait to get my snap payment next month!

27.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Iโ€™m looking for a comedy to watch the word โ€œheartwarmingโ€ is gonna be a no from me.

26.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oopsie

26.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pure evil

26.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

g-g-g-ghost?!?!

26.10.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ernest crashes out. aura farm ernest. ernest gets brain rot. ernest lowkey vibed out and understood the assignment,

26.10.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

food looks good af tho

24.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
23.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you?

21.10.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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