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This is why I love following tiny sports leagues like the USL Super League. No one watches, so I can watch at my leisure.

Rules for thee but not for me, much?

Did you read the second?

What does this tell you the government thinks of you if you are a native born citizen who like... stocks shelves at a grocery store or whatever.

My three always wound up in a pile like dogs listening to a book. worked great until they got big and contentious. Book time got hard then and I had to cancel it a lot.

Classic:
"Her assertion that she was the victim of a hate crime was ridiculed. And her past came to light, including a series of restraining orders filed against her - one for video-recording people through an open window of their home."

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I would think the strike is aimed at increasing funding (to pay themselves more) its broke because it isn't funded.

He is also notorious for cropping videos in a way that is blatantly misleading. You don't even need to do that with Republicans, but he can't help himself. As if there isn't enough to be actually outraged about.

They would have invaded earth already, but they need to further study our improbable balance and apparent resilience to high-speed collisions.

These are the little prizes you win when you obsessively look out for infrustructure issues (washout under the slab plus missing expansion joint caulking)

I found a raccoon sleeping under a concrete slab today in the park. I promise it was alive. I saw it move later and saw it's cute little snout. Also, there was an exit hole clearly a few feet away. He is all good and just chilling.

Oh jeez I watched it nope not really making that point.

He said it as part of a larger point that Trump is too old, right?

Did you know the Sport, in Sport Utility Vehicle is soccer, Mr. President? It's a plot to Europeanize American suburbs Mr. President. Please do something!

He is right to do it!

We should all just get December off.

Right?! They brought the concord from the intrepid to the navy yard to be repainted.

Not as cool as this one from 2023, but still pretty neat.

If you want a tip I know of a very cool, unique barge that is going to be pushed down the East River tomorrow.

A warning on a cardboard box indicating if you open it, you may be attacked by birds (because it is full of meal worms)

Screenshot from the film "The Birds" Showing a bird attack on some people

Meme from Arrested Development where that guy just looked in a bag with dead bird in it and is now saying "well I don't know what I expected

Oh man. That's a great general purpose insult.

I'm a crooner guy myself. Tony Bennett Christmas on right now. So I'm probably about 90 myself.

Media should seek out the person with the oldest "listening age" every year and ask them what their secret is, like they do with people who make it to 110yo on local news.

The grand sum of human potential, scrolling social media while prodding an AI every 5 minutes which is poorly doing your job that doesn't matter because no one is watching. great for collective mental health for sure.

I hate and love my holiday handle. Probably will delete soon.

RFK Jr. : "Excellent own, sir!"

I grimaced too, but I also just ate a whole wedge of brie so I'm not judging.

Or aughts for me.

I could have sworn we already saw it?