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Nรฃo tรด conseguindo acompanhar kkk

06.03.2026 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

e uma roรงadinha com a barba ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

06.03.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Emoji de melancia ๐Ÿ‰ no Grindr significa o que?

06.03.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Meme that reads โ€œhappy fat cock friday you slutsโ€ written in the super Mario galaxy font. Fat cock Friday is written in multiple colors, and the text for happy and use sluts is in a light gray. The tech sits a top, a blue and purple galaxy illustration.

Meme that reads โ€œhappy fat cock friday you slutsโ€ written in the super Mario galaxy font. Fat cock Friday is written in multiple colors, and the text for happy and use sluts is in a light gray. The tech sits a top, a blue and purple galaxy illustration.

letโ€™s a-go!

06.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Ganhei umas miniaturinhas da Granado. Cada dia eu estou cheirando um perfil de idosa diferente. DELICI.

06.03.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DESIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANNA TURN IN TO UUUUUUU

06.03.2026 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eu queria muito que as opรงรตes de ricasso fosse taxaรงรฃo pesada ou guilhotina

Pq as opรงรตes agora sรฃo impunidade, sem impostos e sem regulamentaรงรฃo, e escrever coluna no jornal falando como sรฃo coitados

05.03.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 708    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?"

Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

05.03.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5423    ๐Ÿ” 2083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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Duas da tarde aindaaaaaa

05.03.2026 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me to the homies:

03.03.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

Vรฃo tirar a pelรบcia do Punch! vsffff

03.03.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ADOร‡รƒO RESPONSรVEL SP๐Ÿ“

meu amigo achou esse bebรช (macho) no ponto de รดnibus e nรฃo tem como ficar com ele, estamos procurando um lar com urgรชncia

pfvr amigos me ajudem a divulgar e achar um lar pra esse divoโค๏ธ

03.03.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 425    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Toda vez que me perguntam "a fim de que?" eu tenho vontade de responder:
Do que estรก na descriรงรฃo do meu perfil.
Mas eu seria mal interpretado.

03.03.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eu bebo๐Ÿท e fico com sono.

03.03.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A tensรฃo sexual entre esses bonequinhos do msn era gigantesca

08.02.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 452    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Qualquer crianรงa nos anos 90:

03.03.2026 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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amei

02.03.2026 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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by Tango

02.03.2026 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1274    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Vi um post de uma pessoa falando que sente por quem nรฃo estรก vivendo intensamente esses รบltimos anos pq ele acha que tudo vai piorar muito daqui pra frente.

02.03.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHA PALIAร‡A

Vai no tricologista e usa remedio.
Tenho amigos que tiveram bons resultados.

02.03.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Comprei um cadarรงo elรกstico na Shopee pra testar. E num รฉ que o negรณcio รฉ bom msm?!

02.03.2026 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Serรก que vai deixar as tatuagens ficarem mais baratas?

01.03.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Teve marquinha โ˜€๏ธ

01.03.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
guy: when is your birthday
girl: march 1st
guy: *walking around room* when is your birthday

guy: when is your birthday girl: march 1st guy: *walking around room* when is your birthday

happy march 1st to those who celebrate

01.03.2026 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pq a Magalu tรก loira?

01.03.2026 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

coitadooo
melhoras โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

01.03.2026 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

atrรกs de alguรฉm para resolver

01.03.2026 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0