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Vi um post de uma pessoa falando que sente por quem nΓ£o estΓ‘ vivendo intensamente esses ΓΊltimos anos pq ele acha que tudo vai piorar muito daqui pra frente.

02.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHA PALIAÇA

Vai no tricologista e usa remedio.
Tenho amigos que tiveram bons resultados.

02.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Comprei um cadarΓ§o elΓ‘stico na Shopee pra testar. E num Γ© que o negΓ³cio Γ© bom msm?!

02.03.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SerΓ‘ que vai deixar as tatuagens ficarem mais baratas?

01.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teve marquinha β˜€οΈ

01.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
guy: when is your birthday
girl: march 1st
guy: *walking around room* when is your birthday

guy: when is your birthday girl: march 1st guy: *walking around room* when is your birthday

happy march 1st to those who celebrate

01.03.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pq a Magalu tΓ‘ loira?

01.03.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

coitadooo
melhoras β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

01.03.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

atrΓ‘s de alguΓ©m para resolver

01.03.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

01.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Bebi dois xeque-matezes e fui andar de patinete motorizado pela primeira vez e foi tu-do.

01.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2 meses jΓ‘ foram
esse ano vai voar

01.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vc!

01.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TΓ‘ falando mesmo

01.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aproveitar que hj num choveu

28.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

lindo quando estamos urinando alguΓ©m bate na porta e respondemos "tem gente".......reafirmando nossa humanidade!...tem gente! tem histΓ³ria! tem trajetΓ³ria! tem atravessamen

28.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 26

Cuidar de aplicaΓ§Γ΅es de payroll Γ© tipo estar participando de um Gugu na minha casa por 10h consecutivas procurando as soluΓ§Γ΅es de problemas.

27.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pelo menos gostosa jΓ‘ Γ©

27.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Agora pouco soube da notΓ­cia que o @maconhafoda.com tΓ‘ desabrigado e ele, a namorada e o irmΓ£o dele perderam quase tudo com a ΓΊltima chuva que bateu em Juiz de Fora

Quem quiser ajudar, o Pix Γ©: chediakmusic@gmail.com

27.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Outro pisciano πŸ’•
Felicidades e td de maravilhoso!!!

27.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

9 da manhΓ£ e a pessoa me mandando
"do the needful"

26.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a kermit the frog is dancing in a room . ALT: a kermit the frog is dancing in a room .

Vou fazer um cafΓ©

25.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, β€œWhat a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, β€œCaptain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, β€œWhat a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, β€œCaptain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

25.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

πŸ‘’

24.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nao sei o que leva alguem a achar que eu atenderia uma ligaΓ§ao telefonica

24.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 17
Tweet that reads Leo Xander
@STALLEON
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V
- it is bigger
than the car

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

24.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 25283    πŸ” 6323    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 110
banner de propaganda escrito terapia Γ© bom mas tem coisas que sΓ³ a navalha resolve

banner de propaganda escrito terapia Γ© bom mas tem coisas que sΓ³ a navalha resolve

terΓ§a-feira

24.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 90
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a cartoon character from beavis and butthead is holding a pencil and a pair of metallica pencils ALT: a cartoon character from beavis and butthead is holding a pencil and a pair of metallica pencils

Tomei Venvanse e acabei tomando um cafΓ© depois. Acho que vou morrer.

23.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meu gatinho no meio da decoraΓ§Γ£o de pΓ‘scoa da minha mΓ£e. πŸ–€

23.02.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black shirt is being interviewed by a reporter . ALT: a woman in a black shirt is being interviewed by a reporter .

GOSTOSOO

23.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0