Scrap Brain Zone Act K

in my lap: an old laptop, an old palmtop, my purse, a short stem lighter, a bundle of black rope, a flogger, and a packet of GG Energy Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 "dietary supplement"

i'm helping

reflecting on the events of last night. 1970s style reckless endangerment, a concert primarily attended by gay men, recreational drug use, someone named Lain who may or may not exist, a cat and an unfamiliar synthesizer ending up in my lap, yeah none of us are beating the stereotype allegations here

magdalena bay in silhouette (mica is dressed as an angel)

sobbing at magdalena bay because of how much i love my california angel

anyone with a spray can or sharpie can close that distance real quicklike

also top marks for the people in my life with smooching privileges for being so good. i would not know sanity without your snuggles and neck bites and custom emoji and videos of mazda miatas that think they're people or dogs

i spent this week going back to sleep repeatedly until i woke up without a headache, being allergic to leaves and weather, and trying to shake off careless or unkind things i didn't deserve. but i'm going to DC for a show with some interesting people i barely know so maybe i can befriend october yet

ooh yes i love potential

it's polite to ask before you Zardoz someone

redacted can I say something presumptive and sexy Kelly 3:29 PM presumptive? girl didn't we have a threesome

lesbians

smdh

its high school with ashtrays out here

and they usually don't even have ashtrays anymore

kinda can't believe my girlfriend's ex is still doing "this town ain't big enough for the two of us" shit more than half a year later

not going to do too much apologizing for Existing Within A Community 🤷🏼‍♀️

if i had seen this when i was a kid i would have been let down when i didn't actually get a whole hour of Blondie

"i can still fix it though!" kelly remember this feeling and try to go bacck to sleep you didn't break your whole timeline you just ate cheese and pasta after the sun went down

wonderful day where i ate two meals with loved ones so of course i just woke from an emotionally wrenching dream alone into certainty that i'm in the wrong tangent universe and it's my fault because i've been too passive this year and it might kill me ???. i looove being chronically and mentally ill

taco bell drive thru girls who love my car have given me so much more vitality than they'll ever know

"i think i played it pretty cool."

(remembers saying 'i'll have what cheese having')

"never mind"

maryland kellycule at the italian restaurant

they send us a futchy pierced baby faced server with a california accent who says "dope"

we uh 😳

we tipped generously

and we both went out of our way for the acquisition. his is even a manual!

the beloved nugget.....

my beloved cube is all good now!

$2,431.18 LATER

💀

one of my fav youtubers got a nissan cube the same time i got a nissan cube. i found this out when he put out a video about what a pain it was to fix the catalytic converter. on sunday my cube started making a concerning noise. wouldn't it be funny if it was the catalytic converter i thought

FOLKS,

but mohawks are so cool!!! (i had one for like a decade. usually purple.) maybe no one had ever said it because it's so plainly obvious? except, i got compliments on mine all the time... maybe she was new to it and you actually were the first! of many!

still buzzing. it wasn't just the external factors tonight. i got just a taste of how powerful and alive i felt in April. i want that high back so badly

just going to marinate in it until i drift off

i get horny, probly

going home with two event wristbands, two compliments from strangers, a crop hoodie that smells like sweat and perfume, and a cut on my hand that i don't remember the cause of

what a good fuckin night

oh that's for protien string exchange, but it's still good for overall vitality

no way!! (i share the life force energy by m*king *ut)

i'm playing IIDX at round1 and the manager(?) said i'm the "best one here" 😳 which is measurably, provably not the case, but still. if it's Give Kelly A Random Compliment Day who am i to argue

idl who is transing all the drummers in baltimore but

Keep It Up 👍✨️

😈 nnnnnnnoted....

if dancing is worth a year, what we do must put the fountain of youth to shame