Kelly's locked alt

"I guess you could say I'm totally fucked up," says a character from Totally Fucked Up (1993)

frame from the doom generation (1995) captions Is it fucking full moon or what? I mean, what the fuck is going on?

"you're perfect"

"i am now."

you know it!

once again reminding everyone to funnel your emotions into organizing and building solidarity in your community and not pointless doomscrolling

shouts to the man with the unkempt beard who vomited multiple times in the parking lot and then tried to kiss me. for reminding me where the bar is, for men

careful, i've been at brewbit all day!!

...ehh actually that's not very dissimilar to KQ night, is it. carry on then~

nice of my two favorite local venues to throw weekend-long extra super mega ultimate distraction level events starting on what's otherwise my personal #1 saddest yearly calendar date

haha i love yooouuuuu

Achievement Unlocked 500G - It Was Bound To Happen Sometime - Cried in Holy Frijoles

hey baby

ya like verbally nested parentheticals

anytime*

*when it doesn't generate a searchable public record

Robotron 64 is the highest user rated N64 ROM that starts with R and it's not even close

holy shit

i was going to sleep but what this reply supposes is... maybe i'm not?

sounds like it'd lose something without the audio but i'm sure it's on their multicart! (i'd honestly want to play it on a modern HID at home anyway; twin-sticking with the C buttons sounds like a one way shinkansen to cramptown)

wait how have i not played this

no.

you will. you WILL come over and stare at me like that.

not all of them. it's uh. it's a whole story. a classic kelly story. maybe i'll monologue it for you sometime so i don't monologue it at you sometime haha

"let's hang out and play video games" [trojan horse interior cutaway] "so one time we bought a thousand pop tarts"

a bearded man in a beanie cap says "Time doesn't exist, yet it controls us anyway." into a telephone in a frame from the film One Battle After Another

it's a relief how often people compliment me with some variant of "you seem to have an endless reservoir of interesting stories." really makes me less self-conscious about how yap-heavy i've gotten since my self control lobe took extra damaged and i started hanging around people who actually like me

i'm sorry are you using a script or extension that final destinations everybody

it's a very good problem to have but i absolutely need more practice prioritizing myself at least a tiny amount, because i just scrolled back to the start of the note space where i put things to get around to "when i get a minute" and farthest back is an entry from an entire week ago: "make dr appt"

Streetwise (1984)

i have once again set out to watch a good movie and vastly overshot the mark

i deserved better. when i was on the streets. all three times. it could have been worse. but i deserved better

everyone who kisses me should probably brace for some big unpacking

time to love all of me

it sounds to me like you do know precisely what to do with it

we call our dick mjölnir bc nobody who is unworthy can get it up

[in lesbian accent] girls! help!! girls!!!

mirror selfie, hair disheveled, makeup smudged, braced against his bathroom counter, topless aside from geometric necklaces, with a marked up neck and collarbone

his bathroom mirror is kinda worth the drive all on its own tbh

"i used the last of it like three days ago, i'm sorry" he wants you to know