@eiramajor.bsky.social
Writer of novels, creator of audio dramas, custodian of cats. Currently on the hunt for a literary agent. AKA @hangingsloth.bsky.social ! He/they π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ
Happy #AudioDramaSunday! This week on #BobbysSnacks, I talk @eiramajor.bsky.social's #Remnants, @witherburnnews.bsky.social, more #WorldGoneWrong, @atypicalartists.bsky.social's #NewYearsDay, and my mentor's triumphant new novel, #Elita:
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I don't use Spotify so I don't have a wrapped but according to Apple my most listened to album was the soundtrack to Wolf Hall π
04.12.2024 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have one and I will be using my powers for evil
03.12.2024 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a moment of appreciation for whatever human ancestor discovered cheese
a real hero
I say just. It's been a couple of months which isn't that long but I'm already chewing the walls.
28.11.2024 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0having just finished writing Gay Robin Hood, I'm feeling like, I want to not be in the Middle Ages anymore but I'm still feeling pretty drawn to historical stuff. half the things I've sketched out are very Victoriana which would be fun!! Still not sold entirely on them yet though.
28.11.2024 15:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have this deep, pervasive need to start a new prose project but I'm not falling in love with any of my story proposals to properly commit to any of them yet
28.11.2024 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1very thankful to have friends in my life as they provide excellent conversation and company, and also motivation to put on real trousers instead of pyjamas
27.11.2024 18:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thank u for this news
27.11.2024 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so looking forward to this! And genuinely so touched that so many amazing podcast people are going to be joining us.
Please help us raise funds for our indie audio drama and let us keep telling stories about Welsh literature and medieval folklore!
Didβ¦did a minotaur write this
25.11.2024 11:09 β π 8064 π 1221 π¬ 150 π 67Heβs a nasty crime boy who punches for fun and knocks things down because he canβt accurately approximate his size. I love him. He is a terror.
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An incredibly plush chocolate brown cat curled on top of a little cat hut, looking down at the camera, unfazed
An incredibly plush chocolate brown cat stands daintily looking up at the camera as though posing on a red carpet
An incredibly plush chocolate brown cat sits on a coffee table, the sun caught in his eyes and the fur of his beard, he looks very noble because you canβt tell he smells horrible
An incredibly plush chocolate brown cat is lying on his side holding a plush carrot, looking at the camera as though it has caught him amidst some terrible deed
Last but not least is Rupert. Everyoneβs mum loves him. He smells horrific but looks gorgeous from a distance. He screams if you donβt hold him like a baby once every few hours. He thinks heβs the main character of the world and he might be right.
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A small tabby calico curled up in a tight little ball looking sad somehow
A small tabby calico curled up and looking at the camera from an incredibly cosy nest of blankets, still somehow managing to look as though she has been abandoned
A small tabby calico lying on a cream carpet next to a red cat toy. Sheβs not looking at it.
A small tabby calico yawning so you can see her tiny pink tongue. She is clinging to the bed as though she may fall off.
Sibling number three but spiritually The Baby, Ceridwen is either a cat or some kind of Gollum creature. Weβre not sure. She has lived a charmed life and wants for nothing but has terrible vision and so is very wary. Her personality is best surmised as βIβm just a baby π₯Ίβ. Most guests never see her.
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A shiny black cat curled like a shrimp on a green velvet blanket, drifting off to sleep
A shiny black cat squinting half asleep, impressively still with his head upright to show off hais considerable whiskers
A shiny black cat sat on the ground staring up at you with large yellow green eyes which have narry a thought behind them
A shiny black cat sat on a green desk chair. He is so large he almost fills the seat. He is looking inquisitively at something off screen.
Next in line, but at the bottom of the pecking order despite being massive and incredibly hench is Jiji. He was VERY tiny when we got him. His hobbies include chewing cardboard, eating bugs, falling off furniture, and biting his siblings on the head. He is not popular with them but humans adore him.
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A fluffy mostly white calico cat lying on a chaise longue surrounded by cushions and plushies, appearing to experience ennui
A fluffy mostly white calico cat curled up all cosy on a blanket, stretching and splaying out her fluffy toes so you can see her pink toe beans
A fluffy mostly white calico cat being incredibly asleep on her side with her leggies stretched out real far
A fluffy mostly white calico cat full of judgment sitting in the arm of a chair and looking over her shoulder at you in a way that suggests you should feel deep shame, you know not what for
Introducing The Squad, too.
This is Nimbus, sheβs the eldest and the Boss. Sheβs extremely beautiful and does not like to be pet, with a few exceptions. Iβve never known a cat so adept at exasperation. She has cat IBS and sheβs not very brave about it. She might be Marie Antoinette reincarnated.
A large black cat curled into an indistinct blob shape. He is Jiji
A small tabby calico curled up in the shape of a little hat on a cushion on a shelf. This is Ceridwen.
A gorgeous and extraordinarily fluffy black and chocolate brown cat lounging resplendent in a shaft of sunlight on an armchair, leaning against cushions. This is Rupert.
An extremely fluffy mostly white calico cat stretched out on her back very long, shaped like a torpedo. This is Nimbus.
Iβm Eira, I have made a bunch of audio dramas you can find out more about on hangingsloth.bsky.social!
I write novels, too! I recently finished an upmarket historical retelling of Robin Hood which is looking for a home with an agent.
I have four cats. They are cute and they smell bad π
I made a personal account. This will mostly be about cats, Iβm certain
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