Davy Andrews

Lineation Survey This survey is designed to understand writers’ attitudes about and use of lineation. Survey responses are anonymous unless you provide contact information at the end . You are not required to answer a...

Poets and poetry lovers, do you have a few minutes to complete a survey on line breaks? It’s part of a research project led by one of my graduate students. Please feel free to share. Thanks for considering.

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I’ve seen several James Bond films, and I gotta say, I think it’s really unprofessional how he sleeps with the women.

An Incomplete History of Foul Tips to the Throat Don’t worry, it’s still very, very long.

You have to tag me on these!

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Theory: They were going to keep adding L's until somebody called them on it. If you'd just kept quiet we might've gotten all the way to Kimbrellllll.

been a really difficult last however many years for everyone who cares about other people

Grow a conscience, then a spine, then teach whoever wrote this for you the basics of grammar.

Don't bury the lede. DID THEY LET HIM KEEP THE BONE?

I know it’s only 8:30, but I can’t believe I haven’t seen a single post containing the phrase Operation Penis Envy. I thought this place had the juice.

The great, awful delusion that has driven so much of human history is that once your enemy is gone, there can be peace. No. There are always enemies. Any country worth its place in history must learn to coexist with its enemies. Countries that don’t die of their own malignant aggression.

Fuck.

Spring training for the stringers too!

You’ve been writing about the wrong subject all along.

You and @michaelclair.bsky.social should talk! He just recommended it to me.

Thanks, dude!

I love Racket.

“I never see you at the gym.” Oh? I never see you upon the loom.

This is incredible. I am going to have to watch this show.

Show some respect to Stephin Merritt, my dude.

Stick to tortes.

I do not understand how this exists.

For any Mets fans out of there, I can’t recommend Roger‘s newsletter, highly enough.

Jimmie’s Chicken Shack is still around, but I think they’d be better for a right fielder.

Am I the only one who sees a naval mine?

This is close, but the correct answer is Southern Comfort, which was my friend Gordon’s band back in high school. I don’t remember the name of the song, but it was about how his girlfriend cheated on him. I helped him write the lyrics over Instant Messenger.

The nice thing about this excuse is that you can use it 32 times.

I can’t stop thinking about this. The punkest motherfucker I know straight-up abused by a child who uses proper punctuation in his marginal notes. I am dead.

Really psyched about this.

Straight up savage. And I love that he used the comma too.

Think you used the wrong vowel here.

Oh no, @mattmartell.fangraphs.com