Andrew in 🇺🇦

“If you meet assholes all day, you’re the asshole” is something I wish I could say to a coworker complaining about everyone being rude to him.

She’s under Mossad protection.

I got to sleep last night. Power was only out for about 4 hours overnight.

So the Epstein leak is revenge for the shutdown / ACA subsidies right?

It’s not at breaking point yet but things are getting very much worse. I’m feeling it.

There’s a distinct possibility that we’ll get to a point where I move in to our building at work for short periods to stay warm and have power.

Skater Nancy Kerrigan standing on the sidelines, after a good practice…unbeknownst to her, Tonya Harding lurks behind her lol

Yup, pretty much sums it up

The elder scrolls six.

Or the winds of winter

Both sequels to 2011 drops.

Which comes first.

Reminds me of Charlottesville

“New York Times conducts hostile interview with children’s education influencer questioning her recognition of comprehensively documented war crimes” is not a sentence I could have imagined a few years ago

is it possible that an MD doesn't even understand how insurance works at all? I can't even comprehend the misunderstanding here, tbh.

My friends mom in America texts me anytime anything makes the news there and she texted me this weekend so I guess they know

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It’s starting to turn on for certain districts just not mine

Trying to get 11 year olds to listen to a discussion on combining like terms or what a CPU does sucks. Teaching 4 year olds the English words for colors is fun as hell. I have the wrong job.

No heat yet this winter.
Power outages.
Can’t use CPAP if no power at night.
Water heater limited by power.

I don’t want to get out of bed.

Feeling like hot garbage today. May need to go down to the nursery and color with some 5 year olds to feel better at some point

“Senator … My offer is this: nothing.“

Sideways. “I’m not drinking any fucking Merlot!”

How the hell am I supposed to exit my instagram messages without instagram turning off mute and blasting some random reel to the whole cafe/metro/etc

“AOC for schumers senate seat” written in the style of zohrans campaign posters

This is fun.

Is there a generator for these online that I should know about?

Zohran sign generator: Avoid for loops

#rstats
Vectorisation is urbanism

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

On an opsec note I am literally begging security volunteers to stop giving interviews in English in crowded Kyiv cafes.

But I am learning a lot by sitting at the next table

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

it was funny when people talked about cheney’s death lifting a curse but i’m starting to believe

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Zohran really said “what if I was just like Barack Obama but didn’t suck”

His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.

All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready: