Hot Little Mongoose

I’m a man of few words
usually its fuck

Age verification? “Be Kind, Rewind.”

People in Florida houses shouldn’t throw…shoes?

A screenshot of a credit score of 822.

Marriage in your 40s is getting turned on by your partner’s credit score (his words, not mine).

It might take a few days.

Or months.

Or even years.

But at some point, others will come around to just how terrible some people are.

Some say by a landslide.

Obviously i know the answer, but I’m wondering how the “keep politics out of sports” people are feeling about the orange Cheetoh’s interest in the Washington Commanders.

Omg Chris my heart hurts for you. You gave him the most amazing life. Sending all the love to you.

a brown dog is sitting on a blanket and looking at the camera with the words `` wait what ? '' Alt: a brown dog is sitting on a blanket and looking at the camera with the words `` wait what ? ''

Carly…

Up until being diagnosed with TMJ, I ate dry / uncooked pasta.

It was uncomfortably hot. Next time for sure.

I wish i would have seen this during the game, because i would have come to say hello! I concur. The tank IS super cute.

I hadn’t been to a game in over a year because of my health issues so i get it. But same!

Shoutout to the girl charging her phone in the CBP bathroom.

Doing well! Maybe we’ll catch you at a game soon!?!

A man and woman smiling wearing Philadelphia Phillies gear in the stands for a game.

A man and woman sipping frozen margaritas wearing Philadelphia Phillies gear in the stands for a game.

Two frozen margaritas being held with the baseball field of Citizen’s Bank Park in the background.

It’s been a minute. ❤️⚾️💙

😂

To the fuckers setting off fireworks outside my parents’ window at midnight last night, i hope you lost some fingers.

Same but the clown doll falling off the rocking chair (i had that clown doll).

A small tan and white Chihuahua sleeps on a fluffy white blanket

Here’s something that’s actually beautiful.

- Can
- Drill
- Treat
- Play
- Run
- Cook
- Dance
- Drink

I will never understand the sheer number of lower middle class people who essentially voted for billionaires to become even bigger billionaires.

A screenshot of a text exchange from DAD. “Don’t be late it’s a school night.” “Lol ok dad”

Been staying with my parents for the last month while i go to daily appointments. Meeting a friend from high school for dinner. Some things never change.

After watching Season 3 in Korean with English subtitles, I can’t believe I watched Squid Game seasons 1 and 2 with the English dubbing.

Time to up your SSRIs.

The Bear is back.

A wedding invite with butterflies, dragonflies and Venice imagery with the words: We are excited for you to join us! We have one early request: please, no gifts. Instead, we're making contributions in your honor and with gratitude to you for making the journey to celebrate with us in Venice. Donations on your behalf are being made to the UNESCO Venice Office to safeguard this city's irreplaceable cultural heritage, to CORILA to restore the vital lagoon habitats that protect Venice's future, and to Venice International University to support research and education for sustainable solutions. This magical place has gifted us unforgettable memories. Our hope is that through these efforts and by you joining us, Venice will continue to inspire wonder for generations to come.

“Honey…take a picture of my butterfly tramp stamp. I want it on the wedding invites!”

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

I was today years old when i realized The Beach Boys song is called Barbara Ann and not Bah-Bah-Ran.

I have a lot of faults, but Machine Gun Kelly on my playlist certainly tops the list.