bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈

this. it's alllllllll this

The thing these parents are afraid of is having to explain to their kids that their hearts are full of hate.

It is harder to explain to young kids that you don’t think some people should be allowed to kiss or get married than it is to explain to young kids that everyone gets to choose who they kiss or marry.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Calzones shaped like dinosaurs

I’m convinced that dino shaped calzones would fix me✨

yes

A man who was held at an ICE detention facility in Texas before being deported to the Netherlands told the AP that he heard a guard talking about a staff betting pool on which detainee would be next to commit suicide

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

i will do it, i will be Tash's lady

Denis Rake got imprisoned and interrogated and escaped from jail in a garbage can and then he went BACK to the fight!! and the whole time he believed himself a coward because he didn't like guns!!!!!!! when he was scared he told himself "pull it together, Duckie"

DO IT FOR HIM

recliners, watering the yard with your thumb over the end of the hose instead of a spray nozzle, the weather channel

They should invent a way out that isn't through

yeah so it sure sounds like the u.s. government is disappearing people including us citizens from o’hare

having the same exact conversation with myself rn lol

it's just so good!!!! i NEVER wear pink but i'm so tempted...

it must suck to be the greatest living master of the Tuba, an incredible prodigy and top of your field, and know that the general public thinks about your artistry as "oh that's the sound of when a big fuzzy bear wakes up from hibernation and eats jam with its bumblebee friend"

these are so fucking rad

🤣

a...whole...head????? i had a street midwifery zine that recommended a *clove*. but a whole head??? that's... so... large

new nightmare unlocked 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

omg i'm so honored. we probably met at college.

Strongly recommend calling your US senators today to tell them:

1. Publicly call for Sheehy to be expelled from the Senate for assaulting a protestor.

2. DO NOT vote to confirm Mullin for DHS.

Find your senators at reps.fyi

RUDE

And also,

That ship did get unstuck.

I like to think of it as:
"The work is infinite, and I am not."

It's not about being hopeless, but accepting that you have limits, and doing what you can within them.

Meme of the absolutely colossal Ever Given ship grounded with a huge excavator that looks tiny working valiantly to try to dig it out, tiny scoop by tiny scoop. Text on the ship says “You are not obligated to complete the work”. Text lower down by the backhoe reads, “But neither are you free to desist from it.”

This Pirkei Avot quote helps me feel a little less like I have to solve everything (it’s literally been thousands of years of people feeling overwhelmed!) and it cracked me up when someone stuck it on the pics of the tiny backhoe trying to dig out the EverGiven ship when it got stuck.

EXCUSE ME WAIT ESPN DOESNT HAVE F1 THIS SEASON HELP HELP HELP @bozodeluxe.bsky.social is this true????

Pokémon go to the Court of International Trade

It's giving.

and calling it "mysterious" is so fucking weird! like... this is actually very well-trod medical territory! this would be very relatable to most readers of this article! everyone knows someone who had a rough go of it with covid!