Kakashi from Accounting

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I wrote this back in 2023 I don't think I'll ever finish it but if there's an OBKK discord somewhere I'll post the premise of the story in there :)

With narrowed eyes, Iruka cursed under his breath about a silver-haired bastard, and how he would probably regret his decision in the future.

"You still haven't answered me though... Do you think Obito is wearing a shirt? You know how he and his family are, hot-blooded and all." He paused before sighing. "Whoever is right will take on cleaning duties for the next week and a half! I'll even throw in tickets to the next musical."

"I have much more experience under my belt. I am a wise oak tree, knowledgeable in the many facets of life!" The lanky man started giggling at the look the shorter man was giving him.

The tan man spluttered as he gripped the steering wheel. "I- what?! Shut up! You're not even that much older than me." Did the asshole hit his head too hard?

Kakashi's gaze returned to the notes in his wallet before he playfully shrugged. "You know, you're far too young to be having hearing problems."

Iruka was stunned speechless.

"Are you gonna stick in the mud again or did you really not hear what I said?" The masked man arched his brows as he gave his coworker a lazy look.

"What?" Iruka wasn't sure he heard right so it caught him off guard when, to his utter bewilderment, Kakashi started pulling out his wallet.

"I said," there was the dreadful look in that rat-bastard eyes. "Wanna bet if Obito has a shirt on or off."

A flush quickly started to spread over the brunette's cheeks. Well, this conversation was looking to be one where he wished the Hatake felt like reading his 'fine literature' rather than talking to him.

But, the 'junior' in question knew better to interrupt Kakashi. Iruka was far too used to the silverette's antics to stop whatever bullshit inevitably came out of the other's mouth.

"Wanna bet on whether Obito is wearing a shirt or not."

"Hey junior," Iruka glanced at the other paramedic with an odd look. It wasn't often that Kakashi was in the mood to talk.

Gai wrote paragraphs while Obito sent several fragmented texts. Kakashi felt a little guilty but waved it away as per usual.

Not a lot of time had passed since they were dispatched but a quick scroll through his phone showed that Kakashi did receive multiple texts and missed calls from both his best friends.

Iruka filled Kakashi into the details he missed while asleep. It turns out, Genma had originally received the call from Obito since he couldn't get a hold of Kakashi.

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The drive to the outskirts of Kurama County gave the two men ample time to make conversation.

The slightly shorter man nods. "I'll meet you in the box."

"Mah, always so eager to drive." He teased.

"Classic Naruto." Despite his words, there was a hint of concern in his dark eyes. He got up rather slowly but there was intention behind each of his movements. "Let's hope he didn't break anything." 'He hates the hospital' went unsaid.

"Come on, get up. I just got a call from your nephew, his cat got stuck in a tree again and, well, he had a nasty fall after climbing up to get her." He paused, "From the sounds of it, the kid twisted his ankle pretty bad."

"Hm, what did you do that for? Can't you see I'm busy," asked the pile of gangly limbs.

'I hate you.' The dark-haired man somehow said with an audible eyeroll.

Turning his head to the side to see an upturned chair had him huffing a laugh. Standing over him was his cute little coworker, Iruka. It was not a difficult feat considering how the seat was propped up, the angle was arguably more dangerous than the slim man's survival instincts.

Stars exploded behind fluttering eyelids after having contact with a cold, hard surface. Groaning, confused grey eyes blink open.

"Ouch" he said belatedly after he realized that he was just sprawled across the familiar (somewhat ugly) tiled floors of KASB's duty room.

He almost got onto his feet when he heard a faint creaking sound coming from beneath.

A strange feeling of his body upright but the world around him tilting to the side overcame his senses.

Reaching far deep in himself, he found the strength to stand; he got up on calloused palms in an effort to steady himself on the charred wooden surface of the ground.

Through the smoke and his watering eyes, he could barely make out a splotch of blue and black. He tried forming words with his chapped lips but he couldn't breathe. The desperation in his chest was threatening to suffocate him as much as the fumes surrounding him.

"Come on!"

Gods, there was fire everywhere.

"Get up, Hatake."

【Drabble for pre-relationship OBKK】

Firefighter Obito/EMT Kakashi

Summary:
Naruto broke his arm, Obito is freaking out, Iruka can't catch a break, and Kakashi is a little shit.

He is so goofy and weird

Kakashi sensei soft cheek

#VentArt (chill one)