Jess64 💜

fucking everyone around us watching and having the time of their life, the judge going "and what is the face down red card" "Oh its a 2/2 colorless drone token" and everyone fucking losing it lmao

Im fucking FREE lmao

ONE CAMPAIGN PROMISE MADE, ONE PROMISE KEPT- FUCK THAT STUPID FUCK ASS BIRD IM FUCKING FREE

save me 300 cups of hot chocolate and dayquil purely for the throat relief*, save me

*dont say it i swear to god chat

Talking nonstop for 72 hours in a row has consequences lmao

Panel 1: A nun in traditional nun garb has her hands in praying position in front of Shen. She says "God has a plan for ALL of us, my child. Even YOU." Panel 2: Shen is sort of 'pogging' at her, clearly pleasantly surprised and excited by what she said. Panel 3: Shen looks up at the sky, his eyes full of wonder, surrounded by sparkles. Beams of light shine through the clouds above. Panel 4: God is up there with his fingers rested on his head, his tongue out, and a big sweat drop, as if to say "oopsie".

I will never be happy as long as this stupid bastard bird breathes the same air as the american people I represent in this senate

pls one time dont go "idk if we wanna make changes pre the next two EWs", let us tf out

merry bansmas to all who pray desperately wotc pls help us

i really love magic so much

I am the most lost in the sauce a grixis player has ever been

This + sudden edict got me an uncounterable lethal g3 off my opponent reanimating a bowmasters to 1 LMAO

Genuinely yeah- the mental health buff of knowing "win or lose I'm doing this *my* way" is real

Also I played some *slop* today and it was a fucking blast and I'm so glad I did. The cards both often overperformed (one was meh but I expected it) and playing the grixis deck I *wanted* to play and not the one that I "should" have really helped my mental

I'm gonna be okay and I'm gonna be me, and I will work to try and have something be okay but if for one reason or another it doesn't end up working out- I will be sad but I will live.

I have a lot of people who care a lot about me, and many of them made that *really* clear to me this weekend 💜

Dirted out both days and bonus 1k this weekend, had a. Hell of a weekend in general esp friday/saturday- but I think overall I come away from it all more okay than I was before the weekend.

I respect myself a lil more and I "need" certain things a lot less than I felt I did

We were the last match in the round and 10 minutes on the timer, so a judge was watching, and they had to lean over and read this fucker 3 times lmao.

Not for a ruling, they just did not know what the fuck was happening

Kaito Dancing Shadow, 2UB Legendary Planeswalker - Kaito Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may return one of them to its owner's hand. If you do, you may activate loyalty abilities of Kaito twice this turn rather than only once. +1: Up to one target creature can't attack or block until your next turn. 0: Draw a card. -2: Create a 2/2 colorless Drone artifact creature token with deathtouch and "When this creatures leaves the battlefield, each opponent loses 2 like and you gain 2 life."

I got lethal today with this fucking card in fucking legacy never doubt me or my grixis slop/1 ofs ever again

I know more about what I want now and that counts for something 💜

On the upside- turns out I did maybe unintentionally dodge a bullet that I very much did not want to have to go through again lmao

"stock grixis" these nuts I'm gonna lose my way or no way at all

Chat I'm telling you right now I'm either dirting out tomorrow or yall are gonna see the casters popping the fuck off about my card choices, there is *no inbetween*

Just one fucking thing that isn't blowing up every few months or that I can know is always gonna be there, lordt

Girl who really needs *one* (1) source of stability in her life on a local level jesus fucking christ

Dirting out the event I didnt pay for is fine lmao I like playing magic, the other stuff/general state of my life? What if I could go literally any full year without having to rebuild my life and emotional state, what then

I mean, it sure didnt go wrong the *exact* way I worried, but lol, lmao

Stupid fucking promise lmao

how would i describe my kinks? blood, sweat, and tears

Sending all of my energy towards @juubs.daze.lol this weekend at the DMV Legacy League Classic/Invitational.
Bad luck to everybody else sorry