The Monastic Silence

log onto bluesky every 5 weeks to get my 3 post update 🫡👍 just the way i like it

my brave friend ❤️ #myfriend

how to not overextend yourself for relative strangers

im sure theres a way

anyone else

Its cropdust fall

do it
#fart #andwalkaway #noshame #noshart #hopefully

if you don't treat your girl right i will. but i won't fuck her, thats your business, not mine.

i would kill you for anyone ❤️🥰 pls have fun forever

thank u trans women i love u trans women

me me me me me me meeee

listening and learning 🤔

i dont know if i know anyone who owns a dog. or do i just not think about their dogs 🤔 but i know a lot of dogs. what does this mean

serving cunt for we

i literally forgot people could be attracted to me. why did my brain do that. i thought i was just serving cunt for me

please

how to tell perfect doggies that im a KONG and if you scoop out my insides theres peabut nutter or some other such treat idk i didn't put it there

how to tell beautiful people that you want them to turn your insides into scampled egg

once i learn to be gay its over for you straighties. ur getting sentbback to prehistory to relearn how to have fun

Two panel comic. In the first panel, a man pulls up to a drive thru window and says a large amount of text. In the second panel, the drive thru employee gives a horrified expression at what she just heard. Transcript: At university, I knew a guy in my dorms who would piss in the sink instead of going to the bathroom. The dorms were individual rooms, and the floor had shared bathrooms, but each of the dorms had a working sink. Rather than talk maybe 30 steps to the floor's bathroom he just pissed in the sink to save time. I remember nothing about this guy other than him being the sink pisser. Personally, I thought it was disgusting, but surprisingly many people defended his time saving habit. I still think about the sink pisser to this day.

you either piss in the sink, or sink in the piss

how do i have 115 posts someone put me down like a dog

she shotguns smoke into my mouth and my tail is wagging as i cough it out and hope for more

i post for an audience of one (you, reading this)

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

I wanted to draw it

godda love the u s of a

got cut off by a pickup with a hand painted rear end. picture of a american soldier planting an american flag in a desert, with sick helicopters in the sky. Truck had crazy frame rot, you could see through the rusted holes in the wheel well. anyway im glad metaphors aren't real and can't hurt me

everyone "loves the beach" but nobody talks about how your thong swim packer that makes you look rock hard for no reason gives you rug burn on your cooter lips til you can't tell it apart from your booter's roids (hemorrhoids for the freaks)

like i knew i wS a dog but i didn't know the furry part

dr diagnosed me with furry madness

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH