Discordia’s Loom

The one thing I do appreciate about the US is that no other culture I have ever encountered would produce a folksong where the devil challenges a kid to a duel in an obvious morality play about hubris and then the kid just absolutely kicks his ass and wins the fiddle

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The Dallas GOAT

There is one thing crueler: Parental stomach virus while child(ren) simultaneously have the same virus. Nothing quite like holding your kid over the tub so they can puke in it while you vomit in the toilet. One of the only times in my life that I considered literally praying for death

It’s as if the Borg were slowly assimilating the White House, but instead of creepy green stuff they spread fake Hobby Lobby gold everywhere they went.

The Party will come for them too, given enough time….

An evergreen post since 2016, really

It’s time for leadership, period. This ain’t it

Gorgeous!!!! 😍

Speaking as someone who owns two pickups, there really is a surprising functionality difference even between a 5 foot and a 6 foot bed. I have a 25 year old Toyota Tacoma with the 6-foot bed, and it is infinitely more useful for work.

@dieworkwear.bsky.social your opinion, please

Holy shit I love this

One of the best at insider trading in American history, too. A true master of grift

The fact that he doesn’t understand what liquidity means explains an awful lot about his business acumen

…hopefully with less insider trading, but yeah.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

You win

They say the first year is the hardest

Spoiler: They all die eventually

This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.

100% serious here.

Always a constant push-pull between competing factors though. AI, and technology more broadly seem like they could be the strongest horses in the race. And they’re deflationary.

She can rest easy knowing that her successors are even better at insider trading than she was. #grift

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

It’s living in the White House

Keep rooting for the burgers and fries to hasten their terrible work 🍟

Keep rooting for the burgers and fries to hasten their terrible work 🍟

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Lmfao 😂

people hear tech guys say their ethos is Move Fast and Break Things, they mentally add "in pursuit of Innovation" but no, breaking things is the means and the end. they move fast to get a spot under the next piñata, cause if you break the things these guys break, most times a lot of money falls out

…this line of thinking is only valid if you assume that we have free and fair elections in 2026.

They could make a ton of money charging $.99 to read individual articles. I can’t subscribe to everything