Creative Star Child

I’m gonna call a spade a spade: even with all of Elon’s stank on it, Twitter is better than Bluesky, and it’s because of the userbase.

Y’all are neither funny, nor engaging.

Tired of feeling seen. Can y’all just ignore me, from now on? Thanks.

Is there anything these dumb assholes can’t be wrong about

Welp, we already know US Citizens aren’t gonna do any of those things…

I think it’s funny that y’all be so obsessed with the things you enjoy that you seek out fake stories by people unaffiliated with the product, to find fulfillment.

A lot of y’all spent every day, on Twitter, talking about Trump.

Then, you left Twitter because Trump got reelected, only to come to a new platform and only talk about… you guessed it! Trump.

Y’all don’t think it’s just as bad of an obsession as the MAGAs?!

Amazon Haul is literally “Amazon Temu” (as if there weren’t enough knockoffs on Amazon, as it is).

Do not regret growing older; it is a privilege denied to many.

A list of snowplow name suggestions from kindergarten thru 4th grade classes including "Control Salt Delete"

Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards

“Life after 40 shouldn’t be so rough,” or whatever Wu-Tang said…

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Was adding lemon to my water, and made the wedge squirt. It brought back memories.

To be loved by a tiny animal is one of the greatest joys the earth has to offer

The fact that y’all will believe any weird-ass allegation says a lot about ALL of you.

Yeah, they definitely did that while BOTH OF THEM were on trial for either stabbing or shooting someone in the club. Right. Use common sense.

The same year both of them were on trial for stabbing and shooting someone in the club, respectively?!

This the fakest fucking allegation ever.

Ain’t no way Hov did that shit when he had the feds on his ass for the Un Rivera stabbing that same year. Sharing this is super irresponsible.

In the year 2000, when Hov was going through legal problems for stabbing someone over leaking his album AND P Diddy was putting Shyne in jail for a club shooting he was responsible for.

Ain’t no way that false VMA allegation happened when the block was that hot. Simple as that.

You will do readings where no one shows up. You will set up at events and sell no books. Rejection will show up in your inbox again and again. You will say “I wrote a book!” and folks will stay quiet or say “Cool!” and then not buy it. It’s all good. Part of the gig. KEEP AT IT.

“Steez” > “Swag”

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'09 Twitter Joe Budden >>>>>> Podcast Budden

I'm about to put up my Xmas tree while listening to "Rage and the Machine." Fuck it.

I'mma fuck around and get banned from this app 😭😭🤣

I'm treating BlueSky like it's '09 Twitter a little TOO much...

Lemme chill right quick.

For who?

I remember 2009 Twitter, when people were traveling to actually fist fight internet trolls.

We need to bring that back.

Canceled him fr.

Leave it to the one white man in the room to compare Kendrick Lamar to Eminem…

No.

Shut up, Thomas. SHUT. UP.