jackass: got some straight gas. this strain is called "e-drug" youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Freesia in the forest
my bitch ex-gf Luna, pacing: the Commander is lying to us
in unrelated news I have been declared ranking officer at North 12C for 5 years in a row now. granted I achieved this by threatening to explode the whole Bunker when my leadership was challenged but what else was I supposed to do
06.11.2024 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just found out that 2B's older sister may be alive and I'm debating on whether fighting her or fucking her would assert my dominance more
29.10.2024 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0two of the flight units just went missing and I'm thinking it's 6S trying to make them fuck again
27.10.2024 18:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1