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British pub food is a wildly varied thing, particularly on quality. I actually like it when it’s an odd mix of British pub and Pad Thai 😅, which isn’t as uncommon as it sounds

But you had me on calories. My figure craves the American way of life though… I’m just too big for this island.

Realspace ruining the fun once again.

Depends if they put all the anthros in one city à la BNA.

Also this wonderfully evocative short story has me hooked on your writing. Can I commission you to write some more 🙏🍷?

I like to fill a room with a buzz. I bring the party, and the funny accents.

Not that many obese foxes from where I come from, so chances are it’s yours truly. The big black hair is also a dead giveaway.

If your bar gets a regular food truck I’m there.

We sneak by nature, I can’t just ask, where the fun in that? Everybody knows you have the good stuff, and I have a queue of ladies just waiting to turn into monstrously fat one-ton rhinos.

Double dare me to drink one of your cocktails?

Start the night sipping the expensive stuff, end the night inhaling a kebab. It’s the way.

In the meantime we’ve explored so many topics the world has been put to rights and you’re now fully up to date in fox politics.

Probably too drunk and full to have sex but you wake up under a huge fox anyway

That family has a bad mortality rate fraternising with big fat pigs… 😬

Deliver me a rhino on a heritage railway and we’re cooking on gas

Clean sweeping the entire stock of reduced beige food in under a minute is an old fox trick

You know exactly where to find me, and where to lose yourself.

It’s the fresh air that gets to you first, then the smell of pine… then the deep fried munchy box… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Cows are so prone to this, it’s almost unfair how easy it is for them to put on weight.

I am LOVING the hefty heifer glow up! 🩷🩷

A master of big booby foxes being in a fox mood can only ever be a good thing 🥰

I came back to this one over a few days to make small edits, especially to her face. Usually i post whatever I can achieve in a few hours spare time, but putting in the effort to get Suzie just right (and with her also putting in the effort to look nice, get her hair done and dress up) was fun.

Oooooh, like Death in Puss in Boots, except you smell my perfume and feel the floor judder prior to my imminent arrival... once you realise you've been touching yourself after a huge meal, remembering some soothing encouragement I whispered in your ear all but a week ago when you still hit the gym

You read my class and the kind of establishment I like very well

I love a place where excess is celebrated... and I can distract the dealer with a dress or low cut top i'm wearing

eyelash flutters (still loses, eats to regain composure)

I just think they're neat!

charm(s)

two of them right in front of me people seem quite fond of...

you've arrived in the furry world (which is just the world now that you're in it, but it's cool)

where and how are you going to find me?

Eek! Flattered 😳

Definitely one of the lucky ones who leave *me* on read, and not the other way around 😅

I appreciate all supporters, i want to do so much more

I mean, you live long enough to enjoy Fox McCloud as a cool hero on the N64 to wanting to motorboat him to within 10 or so seconds of him losing consciousness

Fat foxes have an inseparable bond forever 🤗

after a while, people have learnt to take photos and generally make the most of a skinny new model or personality coming on the scene before she inevitably fattens herself into soft oblivion

it just keeps happening

More self-inflicted wardrobe difficulties

I look forward to re-wriggling, re-jiggling and reforming my groove where I belong. I always feel very welcome!! Just need to avoid getting my ass stuck on the way in!

It’s a pleasure to share with like minded souls

It’s a race between the thigh spread and side rolls to see how quick I can accidentally nudge the gears into 3rd

Flattered. Fattered, and deep fried battered 🩷.

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Better dust off the old discord threads…

A light snack!

The cake I mean. I would never eat a kitten, too prickly.