I feel so alone.

Sometimes I wish I could afford an Uber every day because the way my fam be driving me is down right dangerous for my hair.

If you need a good laugh, I highly recommend LOL: Last One Laughing

I guess constitutional rights only matter when it suits your own agenda. Freedom of speech is fine until you say something they don't like.

About to watch #Weapons. Hope it's worth the hype.

Me: Has Ryan Gosling won a Tony?
Corie: I don't know.
Me: (checks on wiki) oh, he hasn't won anything, he sucks, lol (kidding).
Corie: He's just Ken.
*Uncontrollable laughing
Me: That was one of the best things you've ever said.

Here's a question. Why of all the places you could sit in this vast place do you choose to sit right next to us?

lol @ my wife who snatched the Doritos out of my hands and made them unreachable knowing full well my fat ass wasn't going to get up and grab them.

Now I'm just somebody that you used to know. 😭

Me to wife: do you know ehF that beeping sound in the bathroom is?
Wife: what sound
Me: come here
Wife arrives and the beeping stops.
Me to wife: now you think I'm crazy
Wife: 🙄

If I knock on the door and you don't respond then I'm going to assume the bathroom is empty. Please just say "someone is in here"

Why would you cancel if you haven't even been waiting for a minute? Like get real dude.

Help

Starting my gays days early with a visit to see the #OrlandoGayChorus on Wednesday!

Apparently @unicorie.bsky.social is so beautiful that the goddess of Mt. Fuji brought in the clouds due to jealousy. 😭

Probably not a good idea to leave my wife alone on the 6th floor of Yodabashi Akiba

When you experience something tragic, you really find out who's got your back. And sometimes who comes through and who doesn't can surprise you.

Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?

My house burnt down so I'm homeless right now, but I'm going to be ok. Happy Easter everyone.

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Getting my mammogram today for the first time. 😬

Date night with my wife!! Just had a wonderful meal at Tibby's and now awaiting Momix: Alice at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts.

I abide Larry Kramer

ACT Up | #DisruptTheCoup

Who is your resistance/civil rights/lgbtq hero?

YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

I just realized that this video has over 2,500,000 views. It is an assiduously patient explanation to anti-LGBTQ right-wing "Christians" about what a "bible-based" marriage *really* is. Glory!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFke...

I'm cracking down on my email spam. No more unwanted emails.

Well time to get a new car. 😡

Honestly, existing right now is just hard.