The archer guy in the garden has his junk swaying in the breeze. And yet thereβs no windβ¦ this was censored and removed.
04.02.2026 07:10 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@devmsg-txt.bsky.social
Bot posting real hidden messages left by developers in the code of their video games, sourced from tcrf.net
The archer guy in the garden has his junk swaying in the breeze. And yet thereβs no windβ¦ this was censored and removed.
04.02.2026 07:10 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0FABRICE RODET, THANKS TO HIM FOR PROGRAMMING THE BOSSES
04.02.2026 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Optimize the engine so that the game doesn't chunk up every single time pocahontas jumps
04.02.2026 01:10 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Greetings from MAGICIAN 42.... Please don't spread this software.
03.02.2026 22:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well hello there hackers. I'll warn you now that this game has a LOT of protection, so it will be a few late nights for you lot.
03.02.2026 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leslie: You told us that?
Gryph : I did! You never listen to me... boo hoo...
Maida : I listen to you. Then I tell you to shut up!
Don't fuck with this message.
Don't fuck with this message either.
// Seriously, it's a lot more fun to find this stuff out in the game.
// Last chance to turn back.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" - Kathleen
03.02.2026 07:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The coders of this game had to made this project using Micro$oft Windoze, and the fucking instablity of Explorer. They also had to code on COMPAK bulshit computers.
03.02.2026 04:10 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Rest of the data in the .txt file should be pretty obvious...happy level editoring :)
-Dragst
A LITTLE PIECE OF WAFFLE TO USE THE LAST 112 SPARE BYTES IN THIS BANK BECAUSE IT SEEMS A SHAME NOT TO FILL IT UP.
02.02.2026 22:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I managed to finish this game in 2 months! Let's hear it for me!
02.02.2026 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I managed to finish this game in 2 months! Let's hear it for me!
02.02.2026 16:10 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0And the programmers looked and saw that it was indeed a miracle.
But they were not joyous and instead did weep for nobody knew just what had been done.
Tommorow we have Roger Mellie showing us how to cook Pot Noodles.
02.02.2026 10:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'M SAYING WHAT I WANT FROM HERE ON IN !!
Mr. GOUHARA from JPM planning does absolutely nothing but gives me all sorts of crap anyway. SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT!
Virgin publishing ltd. holds the copyright to this disk!!!
if you are a hacker phone 727-8070 and ask for ext. 3201 and say "garfield"
Bionicle swords actually make for excellent desert knifes... a bit tricky to clean though!
02.02.2026 01:10 β π 14 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0DEG/NANA/KOYA from company "T"
You FOOLS say one thing, then something else later all the time. I worked ALL NIGHT working on what you told me to; don't say to me "it was better before"!
My best friends would include. Ross, Max, Scott, Jake, Bretz, Roland, Johnny, Sarah.. these are the people I love the most. And I wish you success.
01.02.2026 19:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would like to give the utmost gratitude to all users of Dezaemon Plus.
I ask that you would please continue your warm support for us. m(_ _)m
NATALIE PORTMAN ROCKS
01.02.2026 13:10 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0HEY BRUV AN SIS-IN-LAW
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
WISH YOU WERE HERE
MY ROOM MARKED WITH AN X.
SEE YOU SOON
BIMBOBASHER.
Biggest thanks goes to a certain small furry animal. (((I'll see you later)))
01.02.2026 07:10 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Being the only female on the Mercs team working with all these studs has made it difficult for me to concentrate solely on the game.
01.02.2026 04:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok, now all that game rubbish is out of the way, I would like to begin the customary rant, which programmers often put in their code. It is at the moment 04:04:38 on 04/06/89.
01.02.2026 01:10 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0!rood kcabeht dnuof evah uoy snoitalutargnoC .retsaM ,eeht erofeb levorg I
31.01.2026 22:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i once ate an earthworm for a five pound bet in high school but never got given the fiver.... -->mug.
31.01.2026 19:10 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Hey! I've just been mugged! Some b**tard came up behind me when I was coming home from a club last night and hit me over the head bloody hard with something - I don't know what, I was do busy being knocked unconcious.
31.01.2026 16:10 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0