"Well look whos late to the party..."
[ Broker crosses his arms, giving Banhammer the same ass grin. ]
(gonna go full ic on this now)
@phighter-broker.bsky.social
!!! PARODY ACC, UNAFFILIATED W/ BOGGIO !!! ------------------------------------------- " You just love to follow me around, don't you! " ------------------------------------------- They/It ------------------------------------------- IN CHARACTER >>> π
"Well look whos late to the party..."
[ Broker crosses his arms, giving Banhammer the same ass grin. ]
(gonna go full ic on this now)
"JEEZ- I just realized I have been so busy I forgot my check in days...Anyways, good morning! Not a check in day, with what I'm doing on my BrokerBux right now, I've just been really working on it recently, and it seems that I forgot about it. Sorry about that!"
15.10.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Broker Check in Day 7
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"Hello and good evening! Update on the Broker Bux so far, I...haven't done anything new so far on it, But I did get started on collecting the materials needed for the new currency!"
Broker Check In Day 6
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"So, I've heard theres this fun place called Gardenview, full of different kinds of these "toons!" They're hosting a new Halloween event, so I'm gonna participating in it!"
"Is this even in Inphinity..?"
"...i dont understand algebra."
11.10.2025 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Broker Check in Day 5
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"Hello everyone!! No clue what to say here, except for the fact I've been feeling oddly more lonelier than usual, so who wants to talk a bit?"
βI SAID YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, TEAPOT!β
10.10.2025 03:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Lets see what the others think, feel free to reply to this message and share some opinions! Except for Banhammer, Windforce or Pwnatious..Those guys suck altogether. You know? Hehe!"
10.10.2025 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Broker Check In Day 3
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"Good evening! Excuse me for such a late message, but I've been making some big plans for my broker coins, I was thinking about making a new currency to go along with them... BrokerBux! Costing 75 robux each for one! Exclusive, and rather very beneficial for crossroads!"
3?
βAnd thats all I could remember before waking up, Butβ¦That was a pretty weird dream, Maybe scythe or meddy might know what it is, and where it took place. Certainly interesting, Hehe!β
2
βSo, going along with this weird βstoreβ I managed to find one of my own plushies of me, on the shelf! So I went to check it out and see if I could buy it, but these weird price thingiesβ They didnβt cost bux or anything from the Inphinity, which I thought was weirdβ¦β
Broker Check In - Day 2
βGood morning!!! I woke up from this strange dream in thisβ¦weird place called walmart, everyone wasnβt like..the other phighters, Nobody had horns nor were they colored like every phighter would be colored, It was more of thisβ¦Sandish color. Iβll post my dream in the reply!β
"..."
"You jealous BASTARD decided to follow along too..."
@thelordpwnatious.bsky.social 
((TY FOR FOLLOWING BTW TWIN!!!!!))
Broker Check In Day 1
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"Good evening friends and enemies of the teal trio!!! Remember to pray on the downfall of @yourverdictisguilt.bsky.social and hope he loses in the next phight!"
"Remember to know that you're completely unsafe by me, scythe and meddy! That goes to you, Banny!"
π©΅
"Nope! Hehehehe!!"
[Broker ran off!]
"Feeling a little extra mischievous...Maybe I might go around crossroads and do a little stalking...and some pick pocketing for some cash! Selling Brokercoins has been a bit slow, hasn't it?"
05.10.2025 21:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βJOKES ON YOU, IβM NOT EVEN BANNED, DIPSH#T!β
05.10.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βGHAHAHAHA! ABSOLUTE LOSER!β
04.10.2025 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@yourverdictisguilt.bsky.social
βGet brokerβd, IDIOT.β
ooc -
guess who came back after a really long time of inactivity :3
ooc|vent:
what the fuck mom you cant just let us keep our dog for 2 weeks and then give him out like this. i know its hard to take care of him, to train him, to do everything we can to make my brother feel safe around it, but you doing this heavily affects me and maybe even the family,and it HURTS.
OOC!
also, my mom got me green grapesβ¦who want emβ¦one licky follower gets a yucky grape/hvyj/silly
OOC!
HEY BUDDIES GOOD MORNING GOOD EVENING 
MY NEW HEADSET STRAP REPLACEMENT IS COMING TOMORROW SOMETIMES SOON!! ALONG WITH SOME NEW JOYSTICK COVERS YIPPEEβΌοΈβΌοΈ
π - β Happy Valentines Day, Everyone!! Remember that YOU dont need a partner to celebrate!! Valentines Day can be celebrated in any way by anyone!! :D β /pos
14.02.2025 17:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π - βI DID NOT HAVE TO SEE COILS DICK.β
/hvyjoke
π - βLong time no see, Best Friends!β
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(ooc!! i completely forgot bluesky even existed, and my pc broke down a couple days agoβ¦but now im back and logged in on my phone this time, ill try to stay on up-to-date as much as possibleβ¦anyways, have a fantastic winter day/night, sillies!!!)
π - "..i told the scp foundation that they stink. heheheh."
04.01.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey. Your foundation stinks.
Bye.
(please dont contain me.)
ooc
it may be time for me to ping one of the scp foundation accounts.
I'm gonna get fucking executed on sight.