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Guess we better hope Iran can't afford to hire someone on TaskRabbit to point a $12 Radio Shack directional mic at this tent.

I swear to Christ I think I would vote for a candidate who just used capitalization correctly

A long time ago, I used to know a lot about foreign-imposed regime change (FIRC) and study them.

I guess that makes me qualified to write a thread about them, especially in wake of Trump bombing Iran.

So here goes nothing. 🧵

This whole series has been fun as hell, excited to sit down later and watch the finale!

Boy, I Sure Do Wish The Horrors Would Stop Persisting Art by DinoMike

testing my new mascara by crying in public 👍

I'm already hanging on by an emotional thread, today is the perfect day for there to be a high school band at the mall

Once again I propose that we put all the men in space, until we figure out what is going on.

there's a lot of specific overwhelming and massive crises happening at once and every single one has at its root elites who did crimes and never suffered consequences for it.

Congress could stop all of this right now if it chose to act like a coequal branch instead of a little bitch

gonna take a shower and buy some groceries; somebody text me if we invade anywhere else

"No new wars" really just meant "f*ck Ukraine" and everyone knew it.

American Jews American Muslims

🤝

Not responsible for this war, please don’t be weird about it

the congressional authorization thing is bad but honestly for me the whole "the crime of aggression is the supreme international crime" thing is what keeps me up at night

but why not both, I guess? like congress either has the ability to stop the president from committing supreme international crimes in the dead of night or it does not

well hold on now maybe the military invasion in the middle east being run by narcissistic sociopaths with substance abuse issues will go smoothly and we’ll all end up looking stupid

this timeline refuses to challenge the “dumbest dystopia” accusations

Anthropic gets booted from the Pentagon for not wanting to power mass surveillance or autonomous weapons, then OpenAI gets a Pentagon contract that bans mass surveillance and autonomous weapons. Someone is obviously leaving something significant out.

the scene in lord of the rings where gandalf is like "would you deny an old man his walking stick" except it's this

Watching people just get away with it day after day has to be taking years off of my life. It feels like I just wake up and swallow fire every day.

Between Gambit and the rat, it always pings as "boy name" for me too

"I asked Chat GPT and -" ok, I asked the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod and he went "... ... ..." and then his jaw fell off and it was still a better answer

the stupidest people are out here ruining absolutely everything and they still expect me to pay my mortgage instead of riding around in a flaming chariot being called Imperator Furiosa

Imagine my surprise that this was a *different* laser that shutdown the airspace incident than the previous one

thrilled with the casting for this remake of THE BIRDCAGE

sometimes i'm a functional adult who knows how to cook and sometimes we make costco freezer fries at 10 pm

(the five pound bag is worth it)

MEETING AT THE PATRIARCHY HQ A FEW YEARS AGO:

The King of Sexism: Society is getting too feminized. Any ideas how to stop this?

Wormtongue looking fantasy adviser: I suggest we make young men get eating disorders and body dysmorphia from their favorite celebrities.

The King of Sexism: Genius.

read one this morning where the new baseball coach says he watched every MATCH, smh

The balancing on the email mechanic is completely fucked. You're meant to reply to emails, but when you do so, you're punished by almost immediately getting another email in response which then needs to be replied to. The player is disincentivized from engaging with the core gameplay loop.

saving this one for later bc I know I'll need it