John Ringer

What the heck is this?

Eggs are the perfectly evolved Reese’s. The chocolate to peanut butter ratio is perfect.

We don’t need carrots.

Is this for people who don’t eat real eggs?

Point:They are thousands of years old - compound interest should be working for them.

Counterpoint: Rivendell was clearly a very nice place to live and the elves lived well.

We are recording a new episode tonight -

A big win over Kentucky moves the Fun Meter in a positive direction! Plus the return of Guess the Game…..

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David Lynch’s “Dune”

Saw it in the theater opening night. The second it ended I stormed up the aisle, threw open the doors and loudly said “That sucked!”

Speed skate relay is an insane event to watch

An Alabama court has DENIED Charles Bediako's injuction to keep playing college basketball after recently coming back from the G-League, per docs obtained by @markcooperjr.bsky.social.

Bediako is, for now, ineligible once again.

When do we get an AI ad where they joke about Skynet and how the Terminators would have been more effective if they used this tool? Is that later in this game ?

Derrick Hall having a great game. So happy for him.

I love Indiana’s dedication to the run.

They have studs at wide receiver but are content to hit you with hammers again and again.

both new Auburn HC Alex Golesh and OC Joel Gordon — separately and combined — have had a consistent track record of strong quarterback play in their offenses

…especially when compared to what the Tigers have had in recent seasons

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Prime promotional real estate for @vanallenplexico.bsky.social and @jkringer.bsky.social in downtown Auburn today.

Auburn one of the top offenses in college basketball.

And Michigan is almost off the chart!

We have moved into the breathing into a paper bag portion of the game

Welp.

Aggies gonna Aggie

I am thankful for family and friends, for good food and good books, for a good beer at the end of the week, and I am also thankful for Tahaad Pettiford.

This Decadent Bread Pudding Is for Chocolate Lovers Transform old bread and a few basic ingredients into a rich triple-chocolate bread pudding that works for breakfast or dessert.

Chocolate bread pudding

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Yes - some of those Houston shots were very high degree of difficulty. Let’s see them make those again

Who’s winning the battle in the trenches? 💪

This chart shows opponent-adjusted line yards per play, a measure of how well teams control the line of scrimmage.

⬆️ = Strong run defense
➡️ = Powerful run blocking

Indiana stands out as the most consistent up front.

Both

This weekend will be Zach Calzada's 10th time being inside Jordan Hare Stadium and he'll still not have started at JHS

Well that’s a new one

Auburn winning because of a pick six means we could still fire him.

One day JKS from Cal will be playing with NFL receivers and they will catch all of these passes that go through the hands of the Cal players

Strong opening drive by Jackson Arnold and the Auburn offense. We needed that

Texas Tech being a top ten team with a great defense featuring two former auburn defensive linemen is something

It will get better this season if / when he is gone

This Georgia team is good but not great. Very beatable by good teams. But of course auburn is not a good team this year.

Oh it will get better

You know it is bad when I am watching a Mike Bobo offense and wishing we had that

Watching Vanderbilt run the option so well and knowing that it would work well for Auburn with Arnold and Cobb but also knowing that we will never freaking do it. Agh