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Living the semi-retirement dream. Lifelong Newport County supporter and to a lesser extent, a Crystal Palace fan. I must have been a bad person in my former life.

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The other half was upset on Valentines day because I've chosen to travel away.
Might as well turn around and drive home from Stadium MK.
Because I've just learnt Glennon is in starting eleven.
This definitely won't be a defensive valentine away day heaven. ☹️ ♥️

14.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Is anyone still using an older mug? Pics please? Let's make a boring Wednesday, a County old time mug day 😜😁⚽

21.01.2026 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@1912exiles.com My office mug.
17 years of daily coffee and still going strong, unlike our current team/club.
It's seen off redundancies, restructuring, office good times, office sad times, 9 office managers and 18 NCFC managers (according to Wikipedia). UTC ⚽

21.01.2026 08:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Definite signs of improvement and the gap to safety isn't widening, so there's still hope.

17.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know he scored but I stand by my original post. Even if he scored a hat-trick today, there was still nowt in his previous appearances to merit a place in the starting XI, and to be honest, his goal aside, he was once more totally ineffective. The second best thing he did today was go off injured.

17.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Following on from our recent recruitment up top, Spellamn has done nowt to deserve a place in today's starting XI. Very disappointing decision from Fuchs.

17.01.2026 13:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

@1912exiles.com
Match day Saturday mornings with Jenkins at the helm have forever filled me with melancholy, dread, anxiety and an uneasy gnawing in my stomach.
For the first time in 18 months, I feel excited and optimistic.
I hope and pray it continues because its the hope that destroys you.

17.01.2026 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@1912exiles.com WTF is a section leader? It sounds like a factory foreman.
Our website is a laughing stock. Americanised rubbish. If this isn't AI generated, as claimed at the EGM, I'll eat my hat, and I need it at the moment because it's bloody cold.

05.01.2026 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like Colchester did us a favour by making it difficult to obtain tickets.

21.12.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, there's nowt better on a Saturday afternoon than watching the two worst teams (currently) in the football league, kick a ball around a pitch.
So far, it's devoid of anything whatsoever.

15.11.2025 16:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two points off top of Conference table. .
It's gonna be a toughie.
UTC

03.11.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing football. Just aimless balls down the pitch. No shape, no plan, no nothing. Has to be one of the worst County teams ever, and I've been watching since my dad first took me in 1976.

18.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn't surprise me.
The whole ground is rat infested.
I'm talking about Cardiff Shitty's scummy, chavvy tiprat fans, rather than the actual wildlife.
The real rat was quite cute, unlike the fans who are all uglier than the elephant man who has had a 50 year long heroin and meth addiction.

17.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@1912exiles.com
1.05 pm and we sit bottom.
Fuck off Jenkins,you Swansea loving, penny pinching, club destroying prick.
I've had enough. Football is not just about stabilising finances. There's no point in that business model if it results in us having no club to support. I honestly want to cry.

13.09.2025 12:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I said exactly the same to my son as we were walking out of the ground.
"We keep losing to average/poor sides, so what the hell does that say about us?"
My son replied "We weren't even even average/poor.today, we were a whole level below those two words".

30.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post match, managers always talk about positives, despite losing.
I didn't see one positive today, including our managers own performance.
He got the team selection/tactics totally wrong first half, meaning the players had no idea or technical ability to do what was asked of them. We looked lost.

30.08.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The world may be going to shit but listening to this made me re-realise that even though the planet is full of selfish, self-obsessed gits, the vast majority of people are still inherently good and honest. It made me feel good and optimistic again. Mr. O'brien is a thoroughly decent human being.

23.08.2025 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Much better than last year.
Resilient.
Battling.
Bit naive.
Scoring & midfield problems still clear to see.
Spellman blew his chance.
Young Utd lad could be a revelation.
Thomas has lost last season's zip.
Why was Hatswell screaming at Bobby in front of the fans? Keep it in changing room.

23.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great result.
I'm now feeling a lot more optimistic than I was pre season. Hopefully it lasts.
We look solid at the back. We are a few players short of a decent mid table team, possibly more. Manager seems a million times better than Jardim technically both pre game and during matches.
UTC

09.08.2025 19:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That quote reminds of those paintings worth 10 million quid that are something like a red square on a grey background. Artist says it displays my childhood angst, difficult relationships and my struggles with life. Then others say "Oh I totally see that".
Its just a square FFS.
Utter nonsense. Lol

09.07.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'Bad performance in training' is the diplomatic football speak for 'Lazy with a bad attitude'. Let's hope he's got that out of his system.

27.06.2025 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should draw a good crowd but I fear our 20th century hooligan idiots, now grandads who ain't been near the ground in years, will be dusting off their Stone Island (if it still fits) because in their neanderthal minds, its still the 80s and they have to defend the honour of the Somerton Road End.

25.06.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Could be one of our better LOW signings but the things players say on signing day does my head in...
Lee Jenkins... "I want to give everything for this club".
I should bloody well hope so Lee. That should be a minimum, not something to aspire to and moronically boast about in a press conference.

23.06.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Data, data and more data.
Nil or very little mention of flair, teamwork, leadership, individuality, tactics, entertainment, enjoyability or dare I say it...FOOTBALL.
Might as well sign a load of Android Robots.
This wouldn't get me rushing to renew my season ticket. I feel sorry for their fans.

23.06.2025 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hopefully, it's Bulgarian for 25/26 promoted goalkeeper. 😊

17.06.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact he's 6ft 5 bodes well given how many goals we conceded last season from corners, and set pieces. Nick was a great shop stopper but catching crosses and dominating the box at corners wasn't his best skill set. A better centre back to complimemt what we already have would complete things.

17.06.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm shocked. Could be a fantastic signing. His CV is way above L2 level. Let's hope there are more to come. I was expecting us to just sign a load of players from Welsh league on peanuts contracts.
This has made an already sunny day, a lot brighter. Happy days.

16.06.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Football is weird.
If anything else brought us as much pain/misery we'd cut it out of our lives for our own mental wellbeing (jobs, relationships, friends etc). But not only do we keep returning to the pain/misery, we actually keep handing over a fortune to be continually miserable.
AKA Masochism.

15.06.2025 08:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My apologies. Your are correct I could have explained my point better. I didn't mean he is an inexperienced coach.
What I meant to say is, another coach who is an inexperienced manager. Just like Jardim.

12.06.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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