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Prefire

Alternate universe

The best guy you know: yeah I though sybau class was really hard I preferred gym

Just made this

This is what 300 characters looks like

Let me set the scene
You’re watching the 2004 SpongeBob movie
Squitdward confronts planktin about his evil plan Z
The helmets fall on all the citizens and patrons of bikini bottom as the antennas protrude vertically front their chum bucket bucket helmets
They all say “start digging in yo but twin”:)

Shout out Abdallahattarr. Idk where you came from but I appreciate the follow. We’re one step closer to world domination with this one

Just found out I’m chopped. And unc

I stole that from TikTok. It was not an original idea

What even is football food. I’ve only ever had like buffalo chicken dip when watching football

Baseball you got hot dogs and I can suck those puppies down. Pretzels too I suppose

You don’t appreciate grown men throwing each other to the ground?

juggbob hitalickpants

yanking my bonar

BREAKING

LGBTQIA+ community FURIOUS that EVIL RIZZLER is taking all their attention during pride month

Mine is pride (W) and politics (L) and occasionally some art (W)

Oomf stop this isn’t like you. Please, I know you’re still in there oomf.

Do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword you cannot afford ford ford my diamond sword sword even if you could could I have a patent no one else can make a sword exactly in the manner manner welcome to my manor manor

Good morning oomf

I left my dick and balls at home. Walked around as a woman for the day. Felt powerful

Acura TL💔😭💔

I think I finally have an oomf I can call my oomf #bless

Those who knows: 😁😁😁

Mfw face when I’m unc : 😭💔

They fired him