Grab tickets for a comedy or improv show, museums (Broad, Getty), check out Griffith Observatory. Food options are varied & super authentic: Chinese, sushi, ramen, Korean/KBBQ, Thai (go to Jitlada!), Vietnamese, Mexican of course…
I’d stay in West Hollywood or Santa Monica for walkability.
absolutely hilarious thing to type and publish for anyone to see 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
18.06.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are DMs on Bluesky? How’s everyone feeling about that… sometimes I miss it on threads but mostly I feel like it’s for the best
11.11.2024 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s nothing more insulting than coming home to find it colder in LA than it was in NYC
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LINK TO VIDEO HE’S COMING ANY MINUTE
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Today is the “The Plumber Wants $1,000 Am I Willing To Bet On Myself To Fix It Instead” challenge, wish me luck 🫠🚽
At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits
I cant do another social media app, especially not a Zucky one. I’m ready to transition into my touching grass and getting the memes next quarter via WhatsApp era.
06.07.2023 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
06.07.2023 00:39 — 👍 5558 🔁 1426 💬 34 📌 22Can’t believe they’re sticking THAT down our throots 😬
06.07.2023 00:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LET THE PROGRESSIVE PURITY TESTING BEGIN
06.07.2023 00:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats Hank! We’ve all been rooting for your speedy & complete recovery.
03.07.2023 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y’all proud boys are so weird. You don’t see me joining truth social. Why are you here?? Family and friends all cut you out of their lives? Figures.
20.06.2023 21:09 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m plenty woke and liberal” is “don’t get me wrong, I voted for Obama” levels of right wing cretin bullshit
20.06.2023 20:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have you heard the phrase “tie me kangaroo down, mate”? That court hears the habeas petitions.
19.05.2023 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know what serving c*** is and I think it’s best for everyone if I never find out
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RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded (native stack depth)
New Slack auto response just dropped
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12.05.2023 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love love love mangoes deep inside my bones and soul. Just knowing such an allergy can exist makes me weep.
12.05.2023 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh and there’s no talent at upfronts this year because of the strike, so the execs are front and center.
12.05.2023 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit. Show.
12.05.2023 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey if you ever report a tweet on Twitter for hateful content (particularly anti-Semitism) and it gets rejected feel free to tag me over there (@mollyoshah) and I’ll make a NetzDG report- Germany appears to be pretty seriously going after Twitter for not taking those posts down
10.05.2023 22:08 — 👍 393 🔁 113 💬 22 📌 5“I have been maliciously and illegally deprived of the right to breathe heavily behind them in the break room. Damages: incalculable.”
12.05.2023 01:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife works at NBCU, in the entertainment group. Upfronts are next week. It’s a shit show. 😂
12.05.2023 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HYPERCARD 🥹🥹🥹
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Dis u?
https://bsky.app/profile/jaketapper.bsky.social/post/3jveveiiwcc2n
Enjoy prison, bitch
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Me: No way is this bagel girl flirting. Ain't no way. You're just confused because she's cute and it's her job to be friendly.
Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.
Lady next to me: “what’s your name, by the way?”
Bartender: “It’s Barrett!”
Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!”
Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.”
Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!”
Bear: 🫠
Well this doesn’t look *great*
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