edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈

ED HAD TO BE LIKE CAN WE TAKE IT SLOW BECAUSE HE KNEW STEDE WANTED TO BONE DOWN I MEAN OBVIOUSLY HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW THAT BUT SOMETIMES DON'T YOU JUST THINK ABOUT OBVIOUS THINGS AND NEED TO SCREAM

WOOOOOOW

ofmd where everything is the same except it's animated by dreamworks

i’ve never hated anything more

i’m furious at this

A digital drawing of Edward Teach wearing a black tank top and black jeans. He’s also wearing black leather fingerless gloves, and assortment of rings, necklaces, and Stede’s black cravat. He has his hands perched on his hips and is gazing off to the side. He has a full curly beard and fluffy hair pulled back from his face.

Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause daddy, I'm sure hard to handle, now, yes I am.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

a still from our flag means death. edward teach is still on the bed in the captains cabin and looking at stede while stede closes the curtains

thinking about stede oh-so-gently letting ed’s hair down as they stand next to the bed, kissing, & ed slowly untucking stede’s shirt before pulling it off entirely & stede continuing to kiss him & lower him to the bed before remembering “oh i need to close the curtain, privacy is sexy, right?”

oh my god was this SEVEN MONTHS AGO????

they had a nice time 😌

hehehehehehehe

THE GIGGLES THAT ARE GIGGLING AS I'M READING THE CHAPTER MY GOD I LOVE THEM

😈

It's time for Stede's favorite little party trick 😌👀🔥

I-It, it, the, it... flames... flames! Flames? On the side of my face. Breathing, breath -- heaving breaths, HEAVING --

The Chair Company averaged 1.4M cross-platform viewers in the US across its first three days. It is also among the top three comedy series premieres in HBO Max history alongside And Just Like That and Our Flag Means Death.

New Deadline article confirms that #OFMD was one of the top three comedy premieres in HBO Max history!

🔗 deadline.com/2025/10/tim-...

they sure do discover something neat!

title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text: Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins. Sometimes the journey is the most important part.

crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 31 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is half the couch with the coffee table in front of it. on the coffee table are two mostly-empty wine glasses with some wine spilled on the table, two empty wine bottles, and two corks from the wine bottles. one of the corks is still stuck on the corkscrew. two pairs of legs are visible sitting on the couch, and ed's arm is visible, pointing at the person next to him.

helloooo my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with ch 31 of out of the bag 🐈🏡 in which the boys get fun-tipsy, get up to some filthy shenanigans, and stede..............discovers something new about his body 🤭

enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631

I’m going to eat these two alive

giggling yet again bc you’re gonna laugh about this during a future chapter

correct I am giggling a lot

love getting to leave comments

a preview of this week’s ootb chapter

(you will not have to wait long)

a digital drawing of ed and stede from our flag means death

feeling awful? draw ed and stede

fishies
#ofmd

putting Ed in my outfits…

a poster design for ofmd s2 episode 1 “impossible birds.” the ofmd logo is at the top of the design in pink, and below it is the episode title spelt out in cut out magazine letters, surrounded by a flock of birds. below that is a drawing of ed from behind, his arms stretched out beside him, holding a gun in one hand and the stede cake topper in the other. overlayed on top of him is the outline of a bird.

hbd ofmd s2 💖🏴‍☠️

#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

sapphires 1.5 my poor neglected child I will come back for you one day I swear it

just you wait until he discovers his prostate