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Lord David of Bell-End

@mungobrown.bsky.social

Dogs | Education | Nonsense (not always in order) Born at 331ppm Be what you want, just don’t be a c*nt. Tired of enshittification Former Headteacher | (Mostly) Woke | Humanist | Whipple Surgery 2023πŸ’œ| #HeForShe | Happily Married

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You too my friend πŸ–€

22.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😒 yes

22.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, the reality isn’t quite the same but hey we’ve all got our memories and life ain’t so bad I guess 😬

22.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get that totally. I stepped away from here partly for that reason.

I think there are truly beautiful people here which is why I always get drawn back ☺️

22.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been alright. Bit dull if I’m honest.

OR

It’s been mental, just been hanging after masses or drugs and a huge rave, spent last night in the VIP area and got a limo home (none of this happened but it makes me sound more interesting πŸ˜‚)

22.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ I think it’s a Gen Z thing.

Our generation have always been far more pragmatic πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

22.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is indeed 😊

It leaves you feeling seen and that is a nice feeling.

So, how are you today Laura πŸ˜‰

22.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Laura

22.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious self control there Jim πŸ₯΅ πŸ˜‚

22.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s addictive when the little people in the phone call your name…..

22.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh come on Tiffany was great!

21.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long red hair is singing into a microphone on a stage . Alt: a woman with long red hair is singing into a microphone on a stage .
21.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just guffawed at this thread and got the weirdest look from some bloke so now styling it out and making it lol like an important message is being composed!

21.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you Alan, definitely you πŸ˜‚

21.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it is annoying, I do agree. I liked that when I was in Scotland they had a wee Scottish fella doing it πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

21.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

☺️

21.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But we all do it right? πŸ˜‚

21.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
See it say it sorted on a train.

See it say it sorted on a train.

I can’t be the only one who has to repeat this every time they hear it like a proper geezer? πŸš†
#seeitsayitsorted

21.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah you see that’ll teach me not to anticipate the fallout!

21.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No way could I choose from this, but I really want a beef wellington now!

21.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says hi diddly ho neighborino in front of a city Alt: a cartoon character says hi diddly ho neighborino in front of a city

Just pop over with a cannula and a bottle of wine!

21.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nope! πŸ‘€

21.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this idea πŸ˜‚ what other films could we apply it to?

21.02.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True - they do have it though, I just looked πŸ˜‚

21.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Black pudding 🀀

Pigs blood? Amazon? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

21.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Brompton cocktail, sometimes called Brompton mixture or Brompton's cocktail, was an elixir meant for use as a pain suppressant dosed for prophylaxis. Made from morphine or diacetylmorphine (heroin), cocaine, highly pure ethyl alcohol (some recipes specify gin), a syrup to help mask the bitter taste, and sometimes chlorpromazine (Thorazine) to counteract nausea

Brompton cocktail, sometimes called Brompton mixture or Brompton's cocktail, was an elixir meant for use as a pain suppressant dosed for prophylaxis. Made from morphine or diacetylmorphine (heroin), cocaine, highly pure ethyl alcohol (some recipes specify gin), a syrup to help mask the bitter taste, and sometimes chlorpromazine (Thorazine) to counteract nausea

This was how it used to be done!

20.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I treasure them! I’m running low. I think they’re probably out of date by now tbh but they are 😊

20.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keema naan 🀀

20.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is sound advice but the problem with codeine is the next morning 😩

20.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m the same with my stash of Oxycontin πŸ€ͺ

20.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0