Jack Walsh

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Carly Rae is somehow both the Bob Dylan and the Bruno Mars of the 72 hours before you fuck someone for the first time.

Fair.

When I weep for what this country has done to its relationship to Canada, I specifically weep for her.

"You see, in the Abbasid mindset, Persia is the center of the world..."

Somehow, they are experiencing the third person in the same way that a normal human experiences erotic literature that's written in the second person.

Make their legal quest the effort to get it back, rather than keep it.

The existence of eg the trump family is probably one of the better arguments for allowing straight up bills of attainder

I am dying to know if there is any causal relationship between Breaking Bad and Mexican super-meth.

I remember when the show was on, people insisted that Heisenberg meth was completely fictional because half of a P2P cook produces a chiral isomer and it wouldn't be that strong... Apparently not!

Epstein was not just a rich man who hired shitbag PIs. He scared rich men who could hire shitbag PIs, and that's with the sheer amount of shady shit he was doing to expose himself.

Sounds like a guy with a nuclear power backing him up to me.

The penis biter

The fact that no one has come out or been identified as an American accomplice of Epstein's operation, yet this woman and her mother were repeatedly threatened, is clear evidence that Russians were involved.

The men who made those threats are living under the credible threat of violence.

I used to say that we can comfortably call Donald Trump the most evil man ever to be President, because of the certainty that he would've been a prolific slave rapist.

So it's kinda refreshing that I don't need the subjunctive or the qualifiers anymore. He's put the raw numbers up.

I knew the moment I saw the title that this movie was a companion piece to Call Me By Your Name, and my instincts once again prove flawless.

The Burbank IKEA is closer to the Tower of Babel than any actual tall building I've seen, and I saw the Burj Khalifa from the concourse at Dubai airport while wanting to vomit from the pornographic Emirati airport retail experience.

Green check marks are to 21st century bureaucracy what red tape was in the 16th.

Hyperloop is bizarre because the ultimate form of terrestrial transportation will require thousands of miles of tunnels and there's many plasma drilling plays they could buy out, but Mr. Moonshot has devoted his infinite wealth to digging a mine cart ride around Vegas with a small TBM.

I went to film school, and devoted my life to a medium that implicitly glorifies antisocial behavior, so lemme just say that even if I wouldn't bring it back, that rule was absolutely well-founded and is affirmed every time someone mentions the name 'Walter White' or 'Jordan Belfort'

I didn't think this war could shock me any more, but I was truly stunned by the revelation that Russia has been providing targeting data to Kuwait.

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Oh, they have a whole story. I thought it was a background joke.

It's really making me miss Twitter that I'm not seeing furries lose their collective shit about The Pitt's bigotry against them.

"How DARE you reduce our way of life to a risk for heat stroke?"

This is hell, you've gotta have some fun with it.

I didn't think this war could shock me any more, but I was truly stunned by the revelation that Russia has been providing targeting data to Kuwait.

Does it feel like the corruption has been burned out or do you not know right away?

No more oyster farmers, pork barons, or heirs to the Steak-umms fortune.

The owner of a chain that sells cheesesteaks is acceptable if it's not their primary menu item.

When he was asked about this directly, Platner said that the death toll of the Holocaust was *definitely* more than one million, a range which includes six million, so it's embarrassing that Bluesky libs are so out of touch about this.

Some of you are just childishly unprepared for the messy realities of handing a Senate seat to a crypto-Nazi for six years during the rise of a global fascist conspiracy.