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The most boring person on the internet. https://onlyfrags.blogspot.com #onlyfrags https://www.teepublic.com/user/star-pineapples-brand

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I went to a psychiatrist complaining about depression and stuff like that. After two hours of listening to my issues, failures, and problems, he prescribed me sleeping pills. I asked "when should I take them?" He said 'Whenever you wake up."
#psychiatrist #medication #depression #bipolar

10.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there's a totally unrelated game called Crazybus.

10.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm a failing/failed artist=photographer, and I refuse to be called a "creative." Who the fuck started this nonsense of calling artists "creatives?" Fuck off. #creative #fuckoff #stupid

09.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well.. maybe the XBXPC will have a title like Ridge Racer Forever collection with many Ridge Racer titles emulated.

09.11.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#nhl #njdevils #devils #hockey #cheeseburger
#franksredhot #hot

09.11.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
High-speed chase (The Hidden - 1987)
YouTube video by Empire State Studios High-speed chase (The Hidden - 1987)

Great movie openings.
The Hidden
Goodfellas
The Dark Knight
..
Now, this is the way to open a movie!
#movie #theatre #cinema #great #cheeseburger

09.11.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is this playable for?

07.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought Bubsy 3D at the original release. The camera drove me up a wall. It seemed like a tech demo, much like Blasto! did. I kept expecting the game to start after what felt like the training level buy never did.

07.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had little notebooks full of scores for the hundreds of times I played this game, writing out little box scores: goals per period; total goals. I even made up silly names for the teams, much like I did with Blades of Steel.

06.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When 989 Studios took over titles like Jet Moto & Twisted Metal, the franchises got set back. Numbers wise, 343 Studios went the same way with Microsoft and Halo. 343, 989, 3Γ—3=9, 4Γ—2=8, 3Γ—3=9. I think my parents dropped me on my head many, many times, as well as me doing it myself. Oh well..

06.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Closest I could get on a console was Alien Front Online for the Dreamcast.

06.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tokyo Wars was awesome in the arcades, only drawback was at our giant arcade of choice/availability, Sportsworld in Paramus NJ, it was $1 per play. But in their defense, they maintained their monster arcade machines like Tokyo Wars, Manx TT Superbike, Virtua Cop, Ridge Racer exceptionally well.

06.11.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading the news it sounds like the pilots of the UPS were convinced they could recover up until a split second before crashing. Pilots are a special kind of mixture of brave and crazy, with a large dose of self preservation and intelligence.
#UPS #planecrash #omfg

06.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's so much construction on I84 in Connectictut, when they finish the stretch from the NY border to Hartford, it will feel just like the Pennsylvania Turnpike I76 in the 1990s. Outdated before it was planned. Connecticut sucks. #Connecticut #Connecticutsucks #shithole
A Shit Tub Time Machine.

06.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Connecticut troopers are the worst pieces of shit. I've witnessed accidents or seen a crashed vehicle and called 911, you would have thought I just spilled his ashtray of cocaine or something. They're always so fucking pissed off.
#Connecticut #shithole @ctmirror.org #lol

06.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww bummer.

05.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I put it in a Tupperware container for later.

05.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New NYC mayor, propose free fares for public transportation? How about naming rights for corporate sponsors on certain infrastructure and ads on transportation devices to underwrite it?
#NYC #mta #mayor

05.11.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm old enough to remember Ed Koch telling reporters they were overreacting when they asked about the holes in the East River bridges that gave a clear view of the river.

05.11.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With 72 listening booths harharhar..

05.11.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tasteless stuff on the internet.
#tasteless #badtaste #humor

05.11.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I still say The Catcher In The Rye should be banned because it's a terrible fucking book that was forced on us as "classic" in high school. Along with crap like Profiles in Courage.

.. I realize they shouldn't be banned, but I would have loved it back in the day, because, well.. those books suck.

05.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You known what Star Wars franchise missed out on? A series from the POV of The Empire, focusing on Captain Phasma. Boba Fett got his own series. What's more intimidating than a chrome armored stormtrooper, with a personality as cold as chrome in winter?
#StarWars @gwendolinechristie.bsky.social

05.11.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really cheesy, and Yves Montand isn't a good actor. People now call it racist cultural appropriation, but there's a reason for what's going on in the film people ignore. And the people who make the most sense are Robinson's character and the Japanese woman training Shirley McClain.

05.11.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of those games you try and fail, then stop for a month or so, then pick it up later and somehow it clicks. Tipping with the shoulder buttons is an art. When my brother and I played it, we enjoyed the Suicide head-on races, and watching the replays. Sometimes maxing out with 9 min replays!

05.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww... I was expecting him sitting in an empty room full of balloons and signs, like Frank Langela.

05.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could be kind of like the end of the movie Dave.

05.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will he abolish the MTA?

05.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diarrhea.

05.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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