Gooby

My grandma handed me a paper map at Thanksgiving, meanwhile this is how my genZ friends and I make plans:

Mental image I took of my dad in a bookstore

My biggest motivator to actually try and get a partner is that I just dislike thanksgiving with my family. Someone date me and invite me to theirs so I don't have to go to mine

YOU LITERALLY HAVE AN OWNER AND IM NOT HER. GO BOTHER HER INSTEAD STOP SLEEPING ON ME

Graph of my work productivity

Shamelessly reposting my tweet here in case anyone can interpret dreams

But how do I get the haters into my feed!? I just want twitter drama without racists being platformed

Not enjoying Bluesky too much rn. Not enough drama/popcorn content, and too much "I'm participating in the rebellion by getting off that *other site*🤪🫡"

I need discord to show a link preview or something because I think it's funny but who's gonna read a link that's just sitting there like text?

My roommates cat is tripping on catnip and just wants to purr on my lap

How do I train my bluesky account to show me more quote dunks and other negativity? Rn it's just boring cats and art

I'm gonna be double posting for a while, but I'm sick of seeing blue check bot replies under everything

In honor of being cut from my work group's Japan trip, I will be doing no more work for the rest of today

I could recreate this with my cat ear headset, but I fear that would be too on-brand for a Georgia Tech grad