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@cocodynamo.bsky.social

They/them Aerialist, instructor, circus performer. Made of sugar, spice and dynamite 🧨

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lmao

06.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2572    πŸ” 517    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 21

Word. Aldi's has a deal to feed 10 for $40. The Target deal is 4 for $20. Not only is Aldi's better financially, it's not run by simpering ring-kissers.

corporate.aldi.us/newsroom/new...

05.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes yes yes to all of this. material politics is the way forward and that doesn’t mean slogans it means the very difficult work of being a real presence in the lives of the people who you want to trust you.

03.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5157    πŸ” 783    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 24

Sacrilege!

01.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally ruin everything they touch

31.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9027    πŸ” 3385    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 52
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

29.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32802    πŸ” 14645    πŸ’¬ 1325    πŸ“Œ 1051

oh just straight up gutter racism!

29.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14047    πŸ” 2433    πŸ’¬ 683    πŸ“Œ 146

Omg dibs on Jason funderburker

27.10.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ahem

youtu.be/0dBJIkp7qIg?...

23.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œthe president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline

19.10.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4731    πŸ” 1243    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 15
Sumo wrestlers enjoying Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers enjoying Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

18.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3094    πŸ” 1025    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 55

You don’t have anhedonia, you just need to replace the batteries in your vibartor.

17.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me anytime Mitch McConnell trends

16.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

08.10.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 26941    πŸ” 10242    πŸ’¬ 428    πŸ“Œ 186

Listen, I’m right

03.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the holes I could put bread in, my mouth is my favorite

03.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.

29.09.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4728    πŸ” 1717    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 24

there are almost certainly more people β€”Β more blue collar laborers, specifically β€”Β involved in the cultivation and production of chardonnay grapes and wine than in coal

29.09.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7961    πŸ” 1311    πŸ’¬ 368    πŸ“Œ 81
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These Daily Caller people writing about "left wing violence"

26.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TWO THIRDS????????????????

23.09.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a photo dump:

14.09.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, you missed Dandees Mighty Ducks strip last year. Let me find you some photos lol

14.09.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How we can de-radicalize young men #standup

13.09.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 696    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 11

Now that the Kirk afterglow is fading, it's good to see media outlets reporting on this.

This was the bigger story that happened that day.

Charlie's neck getting fatally scratched shouldn't have been allowed to be a bigger story than the largest network in the US calling for mass extermination.

13.09.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1085    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 11
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New Mexico will be the first state to make child care free The program, which is expected to save families $12,000 per child annually, is available to all residents regardless of income.

New Mexico's economy is a fraction of the size of New York City's.

If they can enact universal childcare β€” and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden β€” surely we can too.

It's just a question of political will.

12.09.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17015    πŸ” 4024    πŸ’¬ 292    πŸ“Œ 162

Ezra Klein isn’t theorizing Charlie Kirk. He is theorizing politics. And he is saying that Charlie Kirk’s brand of white supremacy was a good way of doing politics.

I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul

11.09.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2855    πŸ” 543    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 21

Once a sitting president led a violent insurrection and then nobody involved ultimately got any consequences at all, that I would say was the watershed moment for political violence in this country. A YouTube troll? Fuck off

11.09.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 310    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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