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Mike Scully

@scullymike.bsky.social

Writer: Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Everybody Loves Raymond, Duncanville, Carmichael Show, and lots of canceled stuff!

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Team USA, you got outplayed again

25.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, Democrats, would it have killed you to give one standing ovation to a corrupt, racist, pedophile?

25.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hottest ticket at the movies is β€œMelania”, specifically the seat behind Barron

31.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Unsecured Network better be secure…

09.01.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JFK didn’t have a brain when Kennedy Center was named so Trump qualifies

18.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re Trump renaming Kennedy Center: Has RFK brayed in?

18.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: β€œSo how do you like what I’ve done with the Oval Office?”

MBS: β€œWell, it’s a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like it…”

18.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are Jonas Brothers the last great rock band?

26.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mikey! Mikie! MikΓ©!

19.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth: β€œBut the most important reason I’ve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.”

30.09.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She clearly has a type

19.09.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In early years of show, if the A story featured Lisa or Marge, Fox would cut two trailers: one that was accurate to what the show was about, and one that made it look like a Homer episode

19.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: β€œI’m gonna burn it all down…”

19.09.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression.

19.09.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3