Sobek, Goddess of the Nile

A SKLETON HOLDIN UP A FINGER TO POLITICANS AND THE PEACES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO WRECK EVERYONES LIFES, IF SOME OF US ARE NOT FREE THEN NONE OF US ARE FREE, THE POLITICANS AND BILLIONAIRES WHO RUN THE COUNTRY MEET ON A SECRET ISLAND TO BREED SEX SLAVES BUT THEY WANNA TELL US THAT WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SOMEONE TAKEN A SHIT IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, OR MAD AT SOMEONE FOR HAVIN A DRIVERS LICENSE, FASHISM AINT CREEPIN ANY MORE ITS JOGGING, THEY BETTER GET THERE BIG ASS BUNKERS BUILT QUICK CAUSE THERE FULL OF MEAT AND WE GROW HUNGRIER BY THE DAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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“Agreed, he seems like he coos with power.

By the way, haven’t seen your face before. I’m Sobek.”

She’s putting away the photo of The Creature

“I will be adopting this thing when I can, because I love his big ass eyebrows.”

Sobek on a bad day:

“I got cookies so good that it’s turned my friends into flies.”

The cookies are locked in a bear cage, and there’s about 12 people trying to bend the bars apart

Dissolving into a gas station puddle

“REEEHHHHHHKKK…Work…”

Fighting every bone in her body not to assault him for that joke

“I’ve heard that so many times. You get one.”

“The Nile River, Defensive war, and protective wards.

That’s what I’m a goddess of. Mainly the first two.”

“So as I pray: Unlimited Flip Flops.”

“Lep, I have done so much evil, chaotic shit in the name of both Ra and Sett that I’m able to punch the GHOSTS.

I charge the same rate I do for any physical exorcisms: 15$ and a soda.”

“IM PLAYING BRACKET 2 MAN!”

“RA GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WE GOT TIK TOK EDITS!”

“I’m gonna turn you into a MF Doom lyric.”

“Should have been the Kuja art but that works

I like it!”

“YOU SHOULD [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]!”

“It’s called I’m pulling cards out my deck to mess with you

I haven’t even explained the punishment for the loser yet.”

“Bro doesn’t know about the greatest tax evasion scheme ever.”

“Oh yeah, good move

I was gonna simulate period cramps for each point of life lost. And I play stompy.”

“Domain Expansion: Cascade Crackhouse.”

“Good. You nearly got hooked to a tens machine

These are my Shadow Games.”

“I would never do something as boring as gambling

Now fight me in Magic the Gathering right now.”

"Nah, i can do that myself."

She pulled out the sandwich: Raw steaks, wheat, and a brick of cheese cut in half to act like a sandwich bun. She then proceeds to eat it like Scooby Doo

“Rookie numbers

I ate 16 tons.”

“I’m going to anger every resident of Pennsylvania with a Reverse Philly Cheesesteak.”

“Oh yeah, I can make clones of myself out of water and snow

I can also do cool thinks like fuck with the blood in your body.”

The jibs begin to dissolve into water and melt into the ground, as she walks into view

“…Huh, you hit a clone.”

"Are you sure it was a bee and not a super bee?"

“You need a potion or something, random stranger?”

She’s watching while sipping a soda