Daily Weird Batman

A group of illustrated protestors hold signs. The one in front reads “Batgirl is Groovy! But the establishment is square!”

Canonically Anarky’s codeword for his computer is “codeword.”

The Batman is looking at some flowers with the faces of human women. A caption at the top of the panel says “The flowers have human faces.” The Batman asks “Am. Am I going mad?”

In a comic book panel The Batman sleeps in bed while wearing his full costume. A caption at the top says “That night, for the first time in his life The Batman has a nightmare!” The nightmare is visualized by 3 heads floating over The Batman. They are all the same man. They are saying “I’m not glad to meet you!”, “…Never met you before. Still don’t like you!”, and “I hate you!” The Batman is asking “Why? Why?”

A comic book panel shows a man in the costume of The Batman but this man is much rounder in shape than Bruce Wayne. A caption at the top says “Later when his act is finished Fatman pays tribute to his idol — Batman!” A speech bubble from Fatman says “I’ve poked good natured fun at Batman but we all know that he’s a great law-man — and we’re lucky to have him around, working with the police!” From offpage a spectator yells “Attaboy, Fatman! Hooray!”

Robin leans back, his face stricken. He has lipstick kisses on his face and others are flying through the air towards him. In a speech bubble he says “Now I’m being belted by some kind of lipstick bullets!”

In a comic book panel a hand is reaching from outside the frame to pull a human mask off of another man. The masked man is The Batman who is, somehow, wearing his entire mask costume and cowl under the human mask and a suit. The other man says “You can’t be Maroni, if you were you would be crippled…and if you’re not Maroni — you’ve got to be — THE BATMAN!” The Batman replies “It’s all over, Harvey. Let’s go back to Arkham.”

A comics panel featuring The Batman and Robin standing in the falling snow. The Batman says “I see.” in one speech bubble and then in a second bubble says “Just don’t let it become…a fetish.”