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David Lance

@staticgripped.bsky.social

MTG Nerd | EW:Workshop 2020 Champion | He/Him | Husband | Father | Nerdbird πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦… OSRS UIM: WheresMyGear

289 Followers  |  144 Following  |  64 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023  |  2.0822

Latest posts by staticgripped.bsky.social on Bluesky

Yea I can’t keep track tbh it’s all been mush post MH3 at a minimum

13.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was more invested in playing right now Vintage does look like it’s in a lovely place

12.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Missed EW 2024 and 2025…. Feels like I only missed one year looking at this Legacy top 8

12.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tangentially learning that Magic continues to go deeper down the nonsense direction that pushed me away is both incredibly validating and saddening knowing the game I loved truly will never be what it was

26.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@minniehajj.minmaxblog.com screen philosophy?

17.09.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s some truly insane behavior, like homie it’s your child too grow the fuck up and do the bare minimum. I thankfully have curated most of my life to avoid those sorta men

15.09.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me I’m in the group, send advice and cool things

12.09.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are oooooo so close! Get the cape and play the game ❀️

05.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that’s the dream heavily invested role player, you love to hear it

18.08.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D&T has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with Snowko, Arcanist, Ragavan, WPA, Sticker Goblin, UB with Grief, UB with Psychic Frog, UB with Troll, Vexing Bauble, Mycospawn, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.

17.08.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Steel Series Spectacular Vintage Battle for the Black Lotus! YouTube video by DefCat MTG

www.youtube.com/live/Do1VUp7...

Unsure if there is a nicer looking link but it’s streamed on YouTube

15.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Steel Series Spectacular Vintage Battle for the Black Lotus! YouTube video by DefCat MTG

www.youtube.com/live/Do1VUp7...

Unsure if there is a cleaner link

15.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just hit 2k total on my OSRS UIM account, after an exhilarating bingo event I think it’s time I set my sights on maxing. Going to be mixing in some pvm goals as well to keep everything smooth but in the end I want to max

12.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I talk about UIM without side people they seem to think wiping is something similar to losing hardcore status. It really isn’t that hard to avoid if you just play responsibly for the VAST majority of situations

09.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t played Magic in 8+ months or something and Legacy is still suffering from the same problems. If and or when I come back I won’t have to learn anything new πŸ™ƒ

04.08.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The refugee UIM commune in action, my wife just laughed at me and rolled her eyes when I was telling her β€œNerds gonna nerd”

28.07.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Participating in UIM Bingo Showdown (a big RuneScape event for a specific account type I play) and lo and behold the event has even started and the discord is filled with people going on about how UB has torched Magic… I found a collection of disenfranchised Magic players

28.07.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a goddamn fucking embarrassment. Every single whinging asshole who fucking spouts nonsense about woke or DEI or whatever buzzword they use to cover up their white nationalism needs to be called out for their Nazi bullshit.

16.04.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if you conveniently stand in front of part of the sign it’s my name ❀️

17.03.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A joke for like a dozen people, thanks @staticgripped.bsky.social

17.03.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you for all the good people in my life despite the endless bullshit happening everyday it’s helpful to know that good people do exist and care, having a rough couple days

16.02.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very funny to me that the time I’m on a break from Magic is finally the time β€œTaxes” or slow midrange vial creature deck is a solid competitor in Modern

09.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lance UIM

I couldnt find a account name that I was happy with so here we are

08.12.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I recently started a UIM, been having a ton of fun. Didnt play leagues due to fear of burning myself out of main game. Love to chat about everyone's favorite medieval clicking simulator

08.12.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t been playing Magic recently, recently been hyper fixation has been playing Ultimate Ironman on Old School RuneScape which has been a ton of fun puzzling out

01.12.2024 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Officially deactivated my Twitter account and deleted the app off my phone, feels empowering

30.11.2024 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thankful for my friends I've met in magic πŸ’•

28.11.2024 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending good vibes for the good fight ❀️

27.11.2024 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d say stream leagues if I didn’t think it may be a negative for your streaming brand. I’d enjoy tuning it at a baseline ❀️

26.11.2024 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Current status of Eternal Weekend recon:
β€” NA: 13 14 15 18 19 exist; 16 and 17 seem lost.
β€” EU: 16 17 coverage exists with no pairings, 18 19 no coverage found yet
β€” APAC: 18 19 coverage exists with no pairings
β€” all: 22 23 24 run on Melee so we're good there.

25.11.2024 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

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