Ookie the Frog

Can we PLEEEEASE get a #HMJ “ROY G. BIP” shirt???

A bald with colorful suction cup toys on his head; his coworkers thought this was how you interact with a bald and they were partly right

Found this pic of me, a bald, with suction cup toys on my head. We sure did have fun back then huh

I’m on my way!!

Wait, you mean I didn’t fall asleep and dream the stream???

Y’all ever think of Steve & Barry’s or Gadzooks?

Happy Valentine's Day!

I use my “Joseph Birdsong Action Figures” and the “Halfmoonjoe, LLC Twitch Streaming Playset” to fill the void. I also got the “Justin and Piggie” figures, the “Joe’s Tiny Pocket Palace Tamagotchi Paradise” miniature playset, and a box of extra toasty Cheezits.

Nice!!! I never heard of this where I grew up in TX! I missed out!!! Lol

Martha Stewart! It’s Martha Stewart!!

🙋🏽‍♂️

Yw now can you make it for all of chat? Thx

Really poor image of the Biscuits and Chocolate gravy from Food Network Magazine, FEB/MAR 2026

Can’t attest for its authenticity, but imma try this one day

Image of biscuits and chocolate gravy on a blue plate from the February/March 2026 issue of Food Network Magazine

NOT THAT I DIDN’T BELIEVE IT, but I’m surprised to see this in the food network magazine! I might try this out!

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I also just unironically liked the song lol

Sometimes I think about how I used to tip the DJ at my local gay club $20 to play the “Elmo’s World” techno remix in the early 2000s to hear people groan and get mad. My twenties were so full of life lol

Get a five beyblay

So excited to play some Choppy Cuts this weekend!! Thank you Joe (and Sacha!!)!!

TS 523: Oscar the Grouch in a Blender | The Show with Sam & Joe Medieval bestiaries, AI healthcare, whales on land, making food, The Traitors, Velveeta on the backsplash, and more!

New podcast w/ @halfmoonjoe.com! This week we chat about medieval bestiaries, AI healthcare, whales on land, making food, The Traitors, and more!

There is one inside all of us

That’s a pokemon right

And that truth is inside of yourself.

*Desperate Wow.

I can’t wait for Desperste Housewives playthrough #4 lol

OMG but for real the more I watch it, the more I laugh, the more I feel human

Omg.

I want a clip of Joe saying “absolutely not” as a response to so much of life lol

The polka music just adds to it! My !husband thought I was distressed and weeping because I was laughing so hard lolol

Immediately following the onslaught of hurled stickers: "Y'all, I'm not on the dose of antidepressants I need to be on right now! I'm on WAY too low of a dose--!"