Jason

I was gonna reply to it in 15 years

Realized it had been a while since i logged in and kept you in line

i can do this all day

I feel like I’d be so awkward on a honeymoon

I have a theory that there’s a large overlap between people who birdwatch and people who play pickleball

I was one of the first 100 people to watch Rihanna’s Where Have U Been music video

I keep having visions of myself painting landscapes with middle-aged ladies in the European countryside

I did not…. yet.

LOVE this reply!!! I was so prepared for nobody to ever see this

how am I 27 years old and don’t own any sort of cooler, in any form

i’m gonna invent a new cuisine.

sunny side up egg whites

this is because me and you were praising his work a couple months ago

they just do their job so well and last so long

lint roller

licked up a brown droplet from the kitchen table thinking it was melted ice cream but it turned out to be sausage grease

my lawyer smokes meat in his free time

this random guy I met in line at a gelato store during my high school trip to italy just liked my fb profile pic

how does something as flimsy as a hair wedge itself into the infinitesimally small crack between my phone case and phone screen

just came out to my roommate as being the mayor of manchester’s nephew

“I’m a weird guy!” the second you meet someone

I’m willing to talk about it right now

LOL

aww

what’d they say

did kurt and emily mention the notebook in their thank you note?

no

you will not catch me in the same room as a cold cut from this point forward

Wintergreen flavor Altoids mints are the only product not suffering from shrinkflation at the moment. The new ones I just bought are 1.5x mintier than the last batch I bought.